The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling I'll Consider It ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Jute Cord Sign

The First Time I See a Jogger Smiling, I’ll Consider It – Engraved Rustic Wooden Sign

🏃♂️ "Running is fun!" – said no one who wasn’t being chased. 🏃♂️

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Let’s be honest—joggers always look like they’re questioning every life decision that led them to this moment. And yet, they keep going, as if sheer misery will eventually lead to enlightenment. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just sitting here, waiting for the impossible: a smiling jogger. (Still waiting… 🦗🦗)

If you’re someone who prefers to exercise your right to be stationary, this handcrafted, engraved wooden sign is for you. Zero cardio required!

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Why This Sign Deserves a Medal (Unlike Me, Who Deserves a Nap) 🏆

✅ Engraved for Eternity – The words are engraved into the wood, not painted, printed, or stamped, which means they’ll never fade, rub off, or disappear like a jogger’s will to live at mile two.

✅ Rustic Black Finish – Because black is the color of our collective thoughts on jogging and also happens to look great with any decor.

✅ Perfect Size for Maximum Sarcasm –

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📏 Dimensions: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼” high with the jute cord)

⚖ Weight: Approx. 6 oz (far lighter than the burden of pretending to like running)

✅ Easy to Hang – Comes with a sturdy jute cord, so you can display it anywhere: your living room, office, or the finish line of a marathon (if you're feeling particularly spicy).

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🎁 A Gift So Good, It’ll Leave Joggers Breathless (Oh Wait, They Already Are)

Looking for the perfect gift for that one fitness-obsessed friend who claims to love jogging but always looks like they’re suffering through an existential crisis? Or maybe you just want to treat yourself to some good old-fashioned truth in home decor? Either way, this sign is guaranteed to get a chuckle—or at least a wheezy nod of agreement.

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🎨 Want a Custom Order?

Would you rather this say, “The First Time I See a Jogger Smiling, I’ll Call an Ambulance”? No problem. Different font? Different color? A completely different message that still roasts cardio culture? Let’s make it happen. I make these one at a time, so if you need more, just ask!

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🏃♂️ Jog, Don’t Sprint, to Get Yours Today!

Click ADD TO CART before some overly enthusiastic runner actually does smile and ruins the joke. (Not likely, but let’s not risk it.)

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Paced perfectly by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin—where our craftsmanship goes the extra mile, so you don't have to run from shoddy quality. Our products? They're the marathon champs of woodwork!