All Of My Puns Are Intended ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

All Of My Puns Are Intended – Engraved Vintage-Look Wood Sign

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Proudly handcrafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products – Elkhorn, Wisconsin

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Ever feel like people just don’t appreciate the fine art of wordplay? Do you constantly hear groans, sighs, and the occasional “Please stop” when you unleash your verbal wizardry? Well, friend, this sign is for YOU (or that special pun-lover in your life who just won’t quit).

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This ENGRAVED wooden sign is a pun-believable addition to any home, office, or dungeon of dad jokes. Unlike those flimsy printed or painted signs that fade faster than interest in your long-winded pun explanation, this bad boy is carved deep into the wood. That means your wordplay pride will last longer than most people’s patience for it.

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Why this sign is simply pun-stoppable:

✔️ Engraved to last – Because true pun mastery should be immortal.

✔️ Rustic Black finish (Antique White available upon request for those with a lighter sense of humor).

✔️ Sturdy jute cord – Because your love of puns hangs in the balance.

✔️ Handcrafted – No mass production here! Each sign gets the VIP (Very Important Pun) treatment.

✔️ Perfect size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (or 6¼" High if you count the jute cord – and let’s be honest, every inch counts).

✔️ Lightweight – At approximately 6 oz., this sign won’t weigh down your walls (or your soul with regret).

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The Ideal Gift for:

🎁 That friend who won’t stop making puns. (You know the one.)

🎁 The dad who thinks he’s the undisputed king of dad jokes.

🎁 Your own home – as a warning label to guests.

🎁 Teachers, writers, and comedians who appreciate the fine art of wordplay.

🎁 Anyone who’s ever said, “I literally can’t help myself.”

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Need More Than One?

I make these one at a time, but if you need multiple (maybe a whole pun-vention?), just send me a message, and I’ll carve out time to craft as many as you need.

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Custom Orders Welcome!

Want a different font? Different color? Different pun? (Are you sure you want a different pun?) Message me, and I’ll work my magic.

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💡 Warning:

Excessive exposure to this sign may cause uncontrollable wordplay, eye-rolling from loved ones, and an increased appreciation for engraved humor.

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So, if you're ready to let the world know that all your puns are intended (and they're just going to have to deal with it), click that Add to Cart button before this sign disappears faster than a clever joke at a bad comedy club!