The center of a donut is 100% fat free ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ A Guilt-Free Delight!

The Center of a Donut is 100% Fat-Free! 🍩

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ENGRAVED Vintage-Look Wooden Sign – A Guilt-Free Delight!

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🚨 Breaking News from the Donut Science Institute (Totally Not Made Up)! 🚨

Did you know that the hole in the center of every donut is 100% fat-free? That’s right—completely, utterly, and undeniably guilt-free!

🥳 And now, you can celebrate this delicious loophole with a beautifully engraved wooden sign that won’t fade, rub off, or mysteriously disappear in the middle of the night like an actual donut!

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This handcrafted sign is the perfect addition to any kitchen, coffee bar, bakery, or snack station—anywhere people appreciate a little humor with their morning coffee and pastries. Heck, put it on your fridge as a friendly reminder that calories don’t count if they come with a smile.

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WHY YOU NEED THIS SIGN (Other than it’s Adorable):

✔ Deeply Engraved Lettering – Not printed, not painted, and definitely not made of frosting (though that would be cool). This lettering is carved into the wood so it’ll never fade—just like your love for donuts. 🍩❤️

✔ Shabby Chic Antique Finish – The base color is Antique White, giving it a cozy, vintage look that whispers, “Hey, I belong in your kitchen.”

✔ Heavy Jute Cord for Easy Hanging – Because, let’s be honest, if we had to install complicated hardware every time we wanted a cute sign, we’d still have blank walls.

✔ Lightweight Yet Sturdy – At only 6 oz., this sign won’t weigh down your decorating dreams—but unlike an actual donut, it won’t disappear after five minutes, either.

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PERFECT FOR:

🎁 Gifting – Know someone who loves donuts? (Maybe a cop? 🤣) This is the perfect birthday, housewarming, or “just because” gift for any foodie or humor lover. (Pair it with an actual donut for bonus points!)

🍩 Kitchen Decor – Instantly upgrade your snack corner or breakfast nook with a touch of sweet humor.

🏠 Coffee Bar / Bakery – Let your customers (or family) know that you fully support their donut addiction.

🤣 Weight Watchers (or Weight Denial-ers) – A gentle reminder that sometimes the best diet advice is just... ignoring the facts.

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PRODUCT DETAILS:

📏 Size: 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (6.25” high with the jute cord)

⚖ Approximate Weight: 6 oz.

🎨 Base Color: Antique White

🛠 Handcrafted by: Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin

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💌 Need a Custom Order? Want a different font, color, or message? Maybe one that says “Donuts: The Breakfast of Champions” or “I’m on a Seafood Diet—I See Food and I Eat It”? Just send me a message! I’d love to create something uniquely delicious for you.

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🚀 READY TO SHIP! This sign is handmade one at a time, so grab yours now before they’re all gobbled up (not literally… it’s wood, please don’t eat it).

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🔗 Add to Cart NOW and let the world know that the best things in life are round, fluffy, and technically fat-free in the middle! 🎉