Momster... What Happens To Mom After She Counts to Three ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign (Some moms only count to "one")

🔥 Momster Alert! 🔥

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Ever wonder what happens after Mom counts to three? Some say she gains superpowers. Others say she just gives "The Look" and suddenly, everyone remembers how to behave. And a select few know… she doesn’t even need to get past "one!" 😱

Introducing the “Momster… What Happens to Mom After She Counts to Three” engraved vintage-look wooden sign! This is the perfect reminder for kids, spouses, and even pets that Mom’s patience is on a timer… and that timer is SHORT.

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📌 Why You Need This Sign:

✔ Vintage Vibes, Eternal Warning: Engraved lettering won’t fade, peel, or mysteriously disappear when someone claims they “didn’t see the sign.”

✔ Mom-Proof & Kid-Tested: Unlike Mom’s sanity, this sign is built to last.

✔ Easy to Hang, Impossible to Ignore: Comes with a sturdy jute cord for effortless display—because when Mom reaches "three," there's no time for hammering.

✔ Perfect Gift for the Mom Who Has Everything… Except Patience. Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just because she deserves a laugh before she loses her mind.

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🎨 Handcrafted with Love (and Possibly Exasperation)

Each sign is lovingly handmade by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin. (Yes, I personally engrave each one— just good ol’ human hands and a love for keeping families in line.)

Base color: Antique White—because, let’s be real, it matches the “mom aesthetic” of coffee stains and quiet desperation. Need a different font or color? Let me know! I’m happy to customize—after all, we moms deserve options.

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📏 Momster Stats:

📐 Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High with the Jute Cord)

⚖ Weight: Approx. 6 oz—lighter than a toddler but just as effective in making a point.

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🚨 Warning: Side effects of owning this sign may include uncontrollable giggling, nostalgic flashbacks to your own childhood, and the occasional “Do I really want to push Mom to three today?” hesitation from family members.

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🎁 ORDER NOW before Mom reaches ‘three’!