Watch Your Step Uneven Floor Vintage Look ENGRAVED Wood Sign

WATCH YOUR STEP – UNEVEN FLOOR

🚧 Because gravity is undefeated. 🚧

Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin

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Product Details:

This deeply engraved wooden sign is perfect for businesses, restaurants, homes, or anywhere people need a friendly (but firm) reminder not to faceplant. The lettering is carved up to 1/4" deep—so even if someone does trip, the sign will survive.

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Mounting Options (a.k.a. How to Keep This Sign from Falling Like Your Customers Might):

✔ Routed Slot – Because nails are for amateurs. Just slide it onto a screw or hook.

✔ Command Strips – Stick it up, take it down, change your mind—no wall damage, no commitment.

✔ Nail Holes & Matching Nails – For a permanent but classy install.

✔ Screws & Caps – If you like your signs extra secure and a little fancy.

✔ Wall Anchors – Got brick or plaster? No problem—we’ve got you covered.

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Customization & Finish:

Each sign is handmade to order, so no two are exactly alike—just like snowflakes, fingerprints, or excuses for why someone wasn’t watching their step.

🎨 Standard Base Color: Antique White (because "classy but serious" is the vibe).

🔤 Want a different font or color? We take custom orders! Just ask, and we’ll make your dream sign a reality.

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Dimensions & Weight (Yes, It’s Sturdy):

📏 Size: 5.5"H x 13.5"W x 3/4"D

⚖️ Weight: Approximately 15 oz (light enough to hang, heavy enough to mean business).