$15.00
Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign
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Ah, responsibility. That pesky, ever-present fun sponge that insists we pay bills, go to work, and—gasp—act like adults. If you've ever sighed dramatically while getting out of bed, glared at your to-do list like it personally insulted you, or muttered "not today, Satan" when the alarm clock betrayed you yet again, then this sign is for you!
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This delightfully distressed wooden plaque is here to validate your daily struggle with grown-up obligations. Featuring the phrase "Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility" deeply ENGRAVED into the wood (not merely printed, stamped, or scrawled by a despairing intern), this sign is built to last as long as your unfulfilled dreams of a carefree existence.
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Why You Need This Sign:
✔ Aesthetic Sarcasm – Instantly adds a vintage, slightly bitter charm to your home, office, or anywhere you question your life choices.
✔ Permanent Mood – Unlike your fleeting motivation, the engraved lettering will never fade, rub off, or mysteriously disappear like your enthusiasm for meal prepping.
✔ Handmade with Love & Resignation – Crafted one at a time, ensuring each piece is as unique as your excuses for avoiding responsibility.
✔ Easy Hanging – Comes with a sturdy jute cord, so you can effortlessly display your disdain for adulting anywhere you please.
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Specifications:
📏 Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High with the Jute Cord, for those who measure responsibly)
⚖ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (light enough to hang, heavy enough to remind you of your burdens)
🎨 Base Color: Antique White (because "Existential Beige" wasn’t available)
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Perfect Gift For:
🎁 The overworked, the underpaid, and the perpetually exasperated
🎁 That one friend who sighs dramatically at everything
🎁 Co-workers who deserve a raise but will probably just get more work instead
🎁 Yourself—because let’s be honest, you’ve earned it
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Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin (a place where responsibility lurks around every corner). Need a custom version? Different font? Different color? A sign that says "I’d Rather Be Napping" instead? Shoot me a message, and I’ll make your sarcastic dreams a reality.
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Don’t let another fine day slip away without this sign in your life. Add to cart now—before responsibility makes you forget!