Mars One To Base Yes There Is Life On Earth But I Wouldn't Call It Intelligent ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look UFO And Alien Wood Sign ~ Nano, Nano

Mars One To Base: Yes, There Is Life On Earth, But I Wouldn’t Call It Intelligent ~ ENGRAVED Vintage-Look UFO & Alien Wood Sign ~ Nano, Nano!

🚀👽 Greetings, Earthling! 👽🚀

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Straight from the intergalactic headquarters of Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin (Earth, we promise!), we bring you a sign that says what we’ve all been thinking: Yes, there’s life here—but intelligent? That’s up for debate!

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This ENGRAVED wooden sign is crafted with zero space lasers (we like to keep things old-school) and features deeply engraved lettering, so it will never rub off, fade, or mysteriously disappear into another dimension like printed or painted signs might.

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✨ Why This Sign Is Out of This World: ✨

🛸 Handmade & Unique – No two are exactly alike, just like extraterrestrial encounters.

🛸 Deep Engraved Lettering – This message will last longer than the next government UFO cover-up.

🛸 Antique White Finish – A vintage touch for your space station, home, or secret underground bunker.

🛸 Heavy Jute Cord – Ready to hang, so no need to use alien technology to attach it.

🛸 Perfect Gift – For UFO enthusiasts, sci-fi lovers, or anyone questioning the state of humanity.

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📏 Dimensions & Specs:

🔹 Size: 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (Hangs at 6¼” H with Jute Cord)

🔹 Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (heavier than moon dust but lighter than a conspiracy theory)

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🎨 Custom Orders? Yes! Want a different font, color, or message? Send me a message! I can customize your sign to say anything (within reason—no classified government secrets, please).

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📦 Need More Than One? Message me, and I’ll make as many as you need. I craft these one at a time, the old-fashioned way—no assembly-line cloning here.

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⚠️ Warning: May cause excessive nodding, smirking, and deep existential thoughts about humanity’s place in the cosmos.

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Order now before the Men in Black show up! 🛸✨