Spilling Beer Is The Adult Equivalent Of Losing A Balloon ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

🍺 Spilling Beer Is The Adult Equivalent Of Losing A Balloon – Engraved Wood Sign

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🍺Have you ever felt that soul-crushing moment when a perfectly poured pint takes an unexpected dive? That heart-sinking, slow-motion horror that echoes childhood trauma—like watching a balloon slip from your grasp into the great beyond?

😱 Well, now you can commemorate that universal tragedy with this engraved vintage-look wood sign!

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🎨 Design That’s Brew-tiful & Built to Last!

This isn’t some run-of-the-mill, printed-on-a-whim decoration. The lettering is deeply engraved INTO the wood, meaning your sign won’t fade, smudge, or peel like a cheap sticker job. It’s as timeless as your love for a good, frosty beverage!

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🍺 Perfect for:

✔️ Your home bar, man cave, she-shed, or kitchen (because let’s be honest, beer belongs everywhere).


✔️ A gift for that beer-loving buddy who understands the pain of a wasted brew.


✔️ Your local pub or brewery (because decor should be as refreshing as the drinks).


✔️ Anyone who has ever shed an invisible tear over a fallen pint.

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🛠 Specs:

📏 Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (6¼” High with Jute Cord)

⚖️ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (just light enough to hang, just heavy enough to feel legit)

🎨 Base Color: Antique White – because nothing says “classy” like a rustic, vintage touch.

🪢 Hangs Easily: Comes with a sturdy jute cord so you can display it effortlessly—no DIY disasters needed.

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🎨 Want a custom touch?

I make these one at a time, so if you want a different font or color, let me know! I’ll craft it just the way you like—kind of like your favorite bartender, but with wood and tools instead of hops and barley.

💬 Need more than one? No problem! Message me, and I’ll whip up as many as you need.

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🚚 Shipping & Processing:

Each sign is handcrafted with care, so give me a little time to get it just right before it heads your way!

📢 Pro Tip: Pair this sign with a six-pack and gift it to your beer-loving bestie for instant legendary status. 🍻

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Cheers to never crying over spilled beer again—unless, of course, it’s the last one. 😭🍺

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Order now before they’re all poured out!

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© Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, Elkhorn, Wisconsin