When My Friend Fell Asleep At The Bar I Poured Ale On Him It Was A Brewed Awakening ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood No-Dozer Sign

"A Brewed Awakening" – Vintage Engraved Wood Sign – Hilarious Bar & Pub Décor

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Ever been out with that friend? You know, the one who swore they could handle one more round but ended up snoring into their pint? 🍺💤 Well, now you can immortalize that unforgettable moment with this hilariously handcrafted, vintage-style engraved sign!

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📢 The Sign Reads:
"When My Friend Fell Asleep At The Bar, I Poured Ale On Him. It Was A Brewed Awakening."

Some friendships are built on trust. Others are built on pouring beer on your unconscious friends. Either way, this sign is the perfect way to celebrate your unique and slightly questionable sense of humor.

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🎁 The Perfect Gift for Beer Lovers & Prank Enthusiasts!

Looking for a gift that screams, "I appreciate you, but also, you passed out in a public place and that's hilarious"? This sign is a must-have for:

✔️ Beer lovers who enjoy a good pun almost as much as a cold pint

✔️ Home bar owners who need a little humor to go with their hangovers

✔️ That one friend who ALWAYS falls asleep first at the party

✔️ Self-aware nap enthusiasts who want to warn others of potential consequences

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🛠️ Handcrafted, Durable, and Ready to Hang!

Unlike your friend's dignity after they woke up covered in beer, this sign is built to last! The phrase is deeply engraved into the wood, meaning it won’t fade, rub off, or mysteriously disappear like printed or painted alternatives. The rustic Antique White finish ensures it blends effortlessly into any home bar, pub, kitchen, or designated napping area.

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✨ Features:

✔️ Engraved Lettering – No fading, no smudging, no disappearing like your tab after a long night.

✔️ Rustic Vintage Charm – Looks like it’s been hanging in an old-timey tavern for centuries.

✔️ Jute Hanging Cord – Pre-installed for your convenience (so you don’t have to fumble with tools after a few drinks).

✔️ Handmade With Care – Crafted one at a time, just like your worst decisions.

📏 Size & Specs:

📐 Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High including jute cord)

⚖️ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (lighter than your conscience after letting your friend sleep in beer)

💡 Want Something Custom?

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Maybe you have an inside joke that deserves its own engraved sign? Maybe you need one in a different color or font to match your questionable aesthetic choices? I got you! Message me for custom orders—I'm happy to make something truly one-of-a-kind!

🎯 Order yours today and make your home bar or man cave 100% more legendary! 🍺🤣

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This should make people laugh as soon as they read it! Let me know if you want to tweak anything. 😆

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Brewed up at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin.