If You Take The Word Milk and Only Change Four Letters You Get The Word Beer ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign for Beer Lovers

Engraved “Only Change Four Letters and You Get Beer” Vintage Look Wood Sign – Hilarious Handmade Decor for Beer Lovers

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Are you ready to combine your love of beer with your love of words? (And maybe your love of vintage wooden signs?) Look no further!

This engraved wooden sign is here to remind you (and everyone who visits your home, office, man cave, or she shed) of one simple, undeniable truth: Only four letters stand between "beer" and...well, some other word! It's a grammar lesson and a beer celebration, all in one classy, rustic package.

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Key Features:

🍺 PERMANENTLY ENGRAVED DESIGN:
Unlike other signs where the words might peel, fade, or mysteriously disappear after a wild party, the letters here are engraved right into the wood. That’s right – this sign will outlast your liver.

🍺 VINTAGE VIBES, MODERN SASS:
The base color is a chic Antique White, which pairs perfectly with the engraving to give you that perfect blend of farmhouse charm and cheeky humor. Think "Fixer Upper" meets happy hour.

🍺 HEAVY-DUTY JUTE CORD:
This ain’t some flimsy decoration. With its sturdy jute cord, you can confidently hang it on your wall, door, or even the keg. Wherever it goes, it’s bringing the party.

🍺 HANDMADE & CUSTOMIZABLE:
Each sign is crafted by yours truly, one at a time, with love, sawdust, and a hint of hops. If you want a different font or color, just holler at me – I’m here to make your dream beer sign a reality!

🍺 GIFT READY:
Perfect for beer enthusiasts, word nerds, dad-joke connoisseurs, or anyone who needs a little extra humor in their life. (Because who doesn’t?)

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Size Matters:

📏 Measurements: 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (6.25” H including the jute cord)
⚖️ Approx. Weight: 6 oz – light enough to hang anywhere, but sturdy enough to withstand the judgment of even your snobbiest friend.

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Why You'll Love It:

• It’s funny, it’s smart, and it’s just a little edgy – like the perfect IPA.
• Great conversation starter! Imagine the laughs you’ll get when guests spot it and see those “other” four letters. (Hint: it’s not "book.")
• It makes your home look like you have a sense of humor AND good taste – a rare combo!

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Customization Options:

Want a different phrase? A pop of color? Or maybe your name engraved along with "beer"? Let me know, and I’ll make it happen. I’m like a beer genie, but with a woodshop instead of a lamp.

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FAQs:

❓ What happens if I spill beer on it?
No worries! Just wipe it clean and enjoy your beverage responsibly.

❓ Can you make more than one for me?
Absolutely. Whether you’re outfitting a brewery or just giving your entire friend group the gift of beer puns, I’ve got you covered.

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Order Yours Today!

Don’t wait – snag this hilarious vintage-look sign and let the world know you’re serious about beer...and wordplay. It’s the gift your wall didn’t know it needed.

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Cheers to great beer, great decor, and great laughs! 🍻

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Drafted in my shop in Elkhorn, Wisconsin.