I Don't Drink To Forget I Drink Because Beer Is Delicious Forgetting Is Just A Bonus ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ For What Ales You

🍺 I Don’t Drink to Forget, I Drink Because Beer is Delicious... Forgetting is Just a Bonus!~ Engraved Vintage-Look Wood Sign

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Looking for the perfect gift for your beer-loving buddy, your “I’ll have another round” family member, or hey, maybe just yourself? (No judgment here.) Well, cheers to finding the ultimate piece of wooden wisdom that brings humor, practicality, and a bit of "vintage charm" to any beer connoisseur's space!

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This ENGRAVED beauty isn’t just a sign—it’s a lifestyle statement. Each letter is engraved INTO the wood, which means this witty message will stand the test of time, just like your love for a good brew. (Unlike that one flimsy coaster you thought could double as a sign—RIP.) Forget printed signs that fade faster than your memory after a few pints. This one is the real deal. 🍻

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🎨 Made Just for You:

• The sign’s base color is an Antique White, which sounds fancy because it is fancy. Think rustic charm meets modern sass.
• Each sign is handmade, which means no two signs are alike—just like beer preferences. (Yes, even you IPA snobs.)

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📏 Size & Specs:

• Measurements: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High if you count that sturdy jute cord, which we do because it’s delightful).
• Weight: A lightweight 6 ounces, perfect for hanging without worrying about pulling the wall down.

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🧵 Hang It Like a Pro:

This bad boy comes with a heavy-duty jute cord for easy hanging. Whether it graces the walls of your kitchen, home bar, man cave, or even your bathroom (because honestly, why not?), it’s ready to make an impression wherever it lands.

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🍺 Beer-Style Customization Available!

Want a different font to match your very specific beer aesthetic? Need a different color to better coordinate with your keg fridge? I’ve got you covered! Just shoot me a message, and we’ll make it happen.

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🎁 Perfect Gift for...

• Beer aficionados (aka anyone who knows the joy of cracking open a cold one).
• Forgetful folks who need a little humor with their memory lapses.
• Birthdays, housewarmings, or just a random Tuesday where you’re thinking, “Yeah, this would make them smile.”

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❗ Important Notes:

I make these one at a time, so each piece is as unique as that beer flight you tried last weekend. Need more than one? No problem—message me, and I’ll make as many as you want. This is a small-batch operation, just like your favorite craft brewery.

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Don’t wait until the last sip! Add this quirky sign to your cart now and let the beer jokes roll. 🍺✨

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P.S. This sign is alcohol-free, but it pairs perfectly with a six-pack of your favorite brew.

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Brewed up for you by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin