If It Wasn't For Beer Runs I Wouldn't Get Any Exercise At All ~ Humorous ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

🍺 If It Wasn't For Beer Runs, I Wouldn't Get Any Exercise At All! 🍺
Vintage Look Wood Sign – Engraved, Handmade, and Pun-tastic!

🏃♂️🍻 Are you running on beer power? Well, get ready to jog your memory (and your sense of humor) with this hilarious, hand-engraved wood sign! Perfect for the brew-lover in your life or for your own wall of fame, this sign will have everyone cracking up faster than a cold one on a Friday night.

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Key Features That’ll Have You Buzzing!

🍺 Engraved to Last: This isn't just ale-right, it's ale-mazing! The lettering is engraved directly INTO the wood, so it’ll never fade, rub off, or go flat like a bad beer. Printed or painted signs can’t hold a candle—or a pint—to this!

🍺 Classic Antique White Base: Its vintage charm is like your favorite beer—timeless and always in style! The distressed antique white finish pairs beautifully with any décor, from man caves to beer gardens to cozy kitchens.

🍺 Hang It Up, No Sweat: With a sturdy jute cord for easy hanging, this sign is ready to get on tap on your wall. Whether you hang it in your home bar, den, or workout corner (aka the beer fridge), it's bound to grab attention.

🍺 One-of-a-Kind Brew-tique: Every sign is handmade with care, ensuring that no two are alike. It's as unique as your favorite craft beer. Got a whole keg-load of friends who want one? No problem—just let me know, and I’ll craft as many as you need!

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Custom Options—Because You're the Brewer of Your Own Style

🍺 Want a different font? A splash of color? Maybe you need to tweak the pun game for a more personalized gift? No problem! I’m here to make your dream sign come true—just send me a message!

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Specifications (Because Details Matter, Just Like Beer Foam)

📏 Measurements:

● 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" tall with the jute cord)

⚖️ Weight:

● Approximately 6 oz.—light enough to hang with ease but sturdy enough to stay put!

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Why This Sign Is Brew-tifully Perfect:

● For Beer Enthusiasts: Because let’s be honest—beer runs ARE cardio.

● For Gifting: Ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because your buddy needs a good laugh.

● For Décor: The vintage look adds warmth and personality to any room.

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Punny Possibilities Are Endless!

This sign will have everyone saying, "This idea is lager than life!" Whether you’re sipping IPAs, stouts, or lagers, this is the perfect reminder that beer isn’t just a drink—it’s a lifestyle. So, let’s hop to it and get this sign brewing its way to your home!

Don’t wait! Grab this sign now before it’s tapped out—your walls will thank you, and your sense of humor will too. Cheers to pour-fect décor! 🍺