Sorry Honey I Can't Hear You Without A Beer In My Hand ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ It's getting worse. Better hand me another!

Sorry Honey, I Can’t Hear You Without a Beer in My Hand – Vintage Look ENGRAVED Wood Sign 🍻

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Are you constantly misplacing your selective hearing? Does your ability to comprehend conversation directly correlate with the presence of a cold brew? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution that doubles as both a hilarious home décor piece AND a gentle reminder to your loved ones that talking without beer is basically just background noise.

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This ENGRAVED beauty (yes, you heard that right—engraved, not printed, not stamped, not written in disappearing ink) is designed to last longer than your last New Year’s resolution. The letters are carved into the wood, so unless you find a way to sand reality itself, this sign isn’t going to fade away like your memory of last weekend’s BBQ.

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Why You Need This Sign (Other Than the Obvious)

✅ Vintage, Rustic Charm – Because your walls deserve personality, just like you do.

✅ Durable & Long-Lasting – Unlike your willpower when the beer fridge is stocked.

✅ Heavy-Duty Jute Cord for Hanging – No engineering degree required for installation.

✅ Handmade in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – Proudly crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products (not by some robot overlord).

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Dimensions & Details

📏 Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (and 6¼” high with the jute cord—because details matter)

⚖️ Weight: A lightweight 6 oz. (lighter than a six-pack, heavier than your excuses)

🎨 Base Color: Antique White (because we’re classy like that)

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Custom Orders Available! ✍️

Want a different font? Different color? A custom phrase like “I Can’t Hear You Over the Sound of My Awesomeness”? I got you. Just shoot me a message faster than you crack open a cold one, and I’ll make your personalized wooden dreams come true.

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Gifting Ideas 🎁

Perfect for:

🍺 The beer enthusiast who hears nothing until the bottle cap pops.

🛠️ The garage-dweller who needs an official communication policy.

🏡 The man cave, she shed, bar area, or any place where beer is the universal translator.

🤣 Anyone who loves a good laugh and an even better beer.

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So, go ahead—add this to your cart before your significant other repeats themselves for the 10th time. Cheers! 🍻