$15.00
A Beer for Me, One for the Road: A Groan-Worthy Sign You’ll Never Forget! 🍺
Are you ready to pour a little humor into your home? This pun-derfully engraved wood sign is here to brew up smiles and crack a laugh—or a cold one!
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FEATURES THAT WILL HAVE YOU SAYING "CHEERS":
🍻 Vintage Charm Meets Humor – With its antique white base and bold engraved lettering, this sign brings timeless wit with a touch of class.
🍻 "Etch"cellent Durability – Unlike printed or painted designs that might flake under pressure, this engraved sign never fades—just like your love for beer and clever wordplay.
🍻 Hang Time – The sturdy jute cord lets you display your love for hops and humor anywhere in your home—kitchen, bar, man cave, or she shed. Hang it where the beer flows and the puns grow!
🍻 Size That’s Just Right – Measuring 3.5" x 10", this sign is the perfect blend of compact design and bold personality. It’s small enough to fit anywhere but big enough to pack a punchline!
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WHY YOU’LL FALL "ALE" OVER HEELS FOR THIS SIGN:
Whether it’s for yourself, a beer-loving buddy, or that punny friend who’s always the "brew master" of bad jokes, this sign is the ultimate gift. Plus, with the saying “A beer for me and one for the road,” it’s bound to get a barrel of laughs. (Don’t worry—drink responsibly, folks!)
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CUSTOM OPTIONS AVAILABLE!
Want to swap the font? Feeling bold with a different color? I’m all tap-py to make a custom order just for you. Simply message me, and I’ll help you craft the perfect sign to suit your style!
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MEASUREMENTS (Because Size Matters—Sometimes 😉):
📏 Dimensions: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D
📏 Total Height (with Jute Cord): 6¼"
⚖️ Weight: Approx. 6 oz.
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BREW UP YOUR ORDER TODAY!
This sign is made one pint at a time, so if you’re looking to order more than one, just let me know, and I’ll get to work faster than you can say "hoppy hour."
Get ready to serve up some laughs and maybe a groan or two—it’s all in good spirits! 🥂 Don’t wait too long, or you might find yourself crying in your beer instead of laughing over it!
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So go ahead, lager your love for beer, humor, and vintage décor by snagging this engraved wood sign today. It’s a gift that’s guaranteed to make spirits (and mugs) rise!
Cheers to good times, great puns, and even better beer! 🍺✨
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How's that for tapping into the fun?