Beer Nuts Sell For A Dollar Ninety Eight Deer Are Just Under A Buck ~ Hilarious ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Description:
🦌 This sign isn’t just nuts—it’s deer-ly beloved! 🦌
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Got a taste for nutty humor? This engraved wooden sign is here to deliver all the rustic charm and pun-packed laughs your walls can handle! Whether it’s for your bar, cabin, man cave, or your “home on the range,” this little slice of engraved comedy will have your guests grinning like a buck in rut.
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Why It’s a "Significant" Addition:

🍺 Engraved to Last: The lettering is carved right into the wood, so it’s built to withstand both time and terrible jokes. Unlike printed or painted signs, this one won’t flake out on you faster than your friends on moving day.

🦌 Deer-liciously Rustic: Finished in a charming antique white, it’s classy enough for any space but quirky enough to say, “I know my puns are nuts, and I’m proud of it.”

📏 Perfectly Sized: Measuring 10” wide by 3.5” tall (or 6¼” with the jute cord), it’s big enough to grab attention without hogging your wall space like a 12-point buck.
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Why You'll Fawn Over It:

🪵 Antler-native Humor: Let’s face it: deer-related puns are the true bucks of comedy. “Beer Nuts Sell for $1.98” is just the opener—let your guests figure out the rest of this “pun-intended” masterpiece!

🖌️ Custom-Made for Your Style: Want a different font or background color? Doe-n’t worry, I’m happy to create a sign that suits your unique taste. Just shoot me a message!
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It’s a "Pun-derful" Gift For:

• That pun-loving pal who laughs at every single dad joke

• Beer buddies who know their nuts (both kinds)

• Hunters, cabin enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a bit of buck-wild humor

• Your uncle who still tells jokes from 1982
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Key Details (Don’t Buck This Info):

• Weight: Approx. 6 oz.

• Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼” high with the jute cord)

• Condition: 100% handmade with love (and maybe a chuckle or two)
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Order Now – It’s Time to Get Nutty!

Don’t let this sign go extinct like last season’s antlers! Add it to your cart today, and you’ll have everyone saying, “That’s un-deer-niably hilarious!” 🦌