What's The Difference Between Men And Pigs? Pigs Don't Turn Into Men When They Drink ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

What's the Difference Between Men and Pigs? Pigs Don’t Turn Into Men When They Drink!

ENGRAVED Vintage-Style Wooden Sign – Perfect for Laughs, Gags, and Giggles

Are you ready to add a dash of humor, a sprinkle of sass, and a hearty helping of truth to your life? Look no further! This ENGRAVED Vintage-Look Wood Sign is here to deliver both wit and wisdom with every glance. Whether it’s a gift for your bestie with an uncanny knack for picking questionable dates, or a quirky addition to your own wall of fame, this sign will never fail to be the talk of the room.
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Why This Sign Is Everything You Never Knew You Needed:

🌟 Engraved for Eternity
Unlike your last relationship, this sign is built to last. The lettering is engraved INTO the wood—no cheap printing or paint jobs here! That means no fading, peeling, or awkward "Did that say something before?" moments. This baby is here for the long haul.

🌟 Jute Cord = Rustic Chic
Who needs a complicated hanging mechanism when you’ve got a sturdy, heavy jute cord? It screams farmhouse vibes, vintage charm, and "I definitely planned this décor and didn’t just throw it together." Plus, it’s so easy to hang, even your clumsy ex could manage it (maybe).

🌟 Customizable Fun!
Want it in another color? Different font? Maybe you want it to say something else altogether, like, “Dogs Welcome, Humans Tolerated”? Let me know! I’m here to make your dream sign a reality, as long as it doesn’t involve glitter (we don’t need that chaos in our lives).
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Measurements (Because Size Matters):

📏 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D
Perfectly sized to fit on your wall, desk, or that awkward spot above your toilet.

📐 6.25” High with Jute Cord
The cord adds a touch of rustic flair and makes it look like you really tried with your decorating skills.

⚖️ Approximate Weight: 6 oz.
Light enough to hang with ease, heavy enough to remind you that quality matters.
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How It’s Made:

Each sign is handmade by yours truly, with love, care, and a touch of caffeine-induced creativity. The base color is a classic Antique White, because let’s be honest, it goes with everything. (Well, maybe not neon pink walls, but who’s counting?)
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Why You Need This Sign in Your Life:

1. You’re hilarious, and your home décor should reflect that.

2. It’s the perfect conversation starter for parties, dates, or awkward family gatherings.

3. You know at least one person who will cry-laugh when they unwrap this.

4. Let’s face it: it’s 100% accurate.
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Pro Tips:

🔧 Need more than one? Let me know—I make these one at a time, just like grandma’s cookies (except less edible and more sarcastic).

🎨 Want a custom order? Contact me with your wildest ideas! I’ve done everything from “Wine Time” signs to heartfelt, profanity-laced tributes to people’s cats.

🚚 Ships quickly because I know you can’t wait to get your hands on this masterpiece!
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Buy It Now Before Someone Else Does!

Don’t let this opportunity slip through your fingers like that last slice of pizza at the party. Click “Add to Cart” and let the laughs begin.

📦 Bonus: Each sign is lovingly packaged to arrive safe and sound, because nothing ruins the mood like a broken joke.
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WARNING: This sign may cause uncontrollable laughter, spontaneous sharing on Instagram, and increased admiration from your friends. Side effects include the sudden urge to buy more of my signs and a new appreciation for pigs.

ORDER NOW and let the hilarity hang on your walls!