This Beer Is Making Me Awesome ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign ~ (Or, you're A Narcissist!)

This Beer Is Making Me Awesome ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign
(Or, You’re Just A Narcissist – We Don’t Judge)

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🍺 BEER + WOOD = AWESOMENESS 🍺

Are you a connoisseur of fine hops, barley, and completely unearned confidence? Do you believe beer is the magical elixir that transforms you from a mild-mannered citizen into the life of the party (or at least makes you think you are)? Then boy, do we have the perfect sign for you!

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This "This Beer Is Making Me Awesome" sign is ENGRAVED (yes, you heard that right—actual carving, not some flimsy printed nonsense), which means your stunning declaration of liquid courage will never fade, just like your inflated sense of self-worth after three pints.

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WHAT MAKES THIS SIGN SO AWESOME?

✔ ENGRAVED LETTERING – No cheap paint, no peeling stickers, no fading over time. Your words of wisdom are literally carved into the wood, just like your beer-fueled wisdom is carved into the memories of your unfortunate drinking buddies.

✔ VINTAGE LOOK – Because nothing says "I've had great taste for years" like an antique white finish that pairs perfectly with your collection of questionable drinking stories.

✔ HEAVY JUTE CORD FOR EASY HANGING – No tools required! Just hang it up wherever your greatness needs announcing—your home bar, man cave, kitchen, garage, or right above the couch where you pass out after achieving peak awesomeness.

✔ PERFECT GIFT FOR BEER LOVERS – Have a friend whose personality improves significantly after a few drinks? (Or maybe just their volume increases?) This sign makes a fantastic gift for beer enthusiasts, home brewers, party hosts, or that one guy at the bar who definitely doesn’t need another reason to talk about himself.

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📏 MEASUREMENTS:

● 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High with the Jute cord) – Just the right size to be noticed but not so big that your significant other bans it from the house.

● Approximate Weight: 6 oz. – Light enough to ship, heavy enough to prove it’s not a flimsy piece of junk.

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💡 CUSTOM ORDERS AVAILABLE 💡

Want a different font? Different color? Maybe something even wittier (though that seems impossible)? I’m open to custom orders, so feel free to reach out. I’ll make sure your sign is as unique as your beer-fueled wisdom.

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Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – where the beer is cold, the engraving is deep, and the sarcasm flows as freely as the brews.

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Order now before you have another beer and forget! 🍻