I Don't Get Drunk I Just Get Less Classy ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

"I Don’t Get Drunk, I Just Get Less Classy" Vintage-Look Engraved Wood Sign – Perfect for Sass Masters, Bar Décor, and Giggly Gifts

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Description:

🎉 Classy, Sassy, and Maybe a Little Trashy (But in a Cute Way) 🎉

Are you a person of refined taste... until that second margarita hits? Do your friends describe you as "the life of the party" (while secretly hiding the breakables)? Or maybe you just need a little truth-in-decor to hang in your home bar, kitchen, or "personal beverage enjoyment area."

Look no further. This “I Don’t Get Drunk, I Just Get Less Classy” wood sign is the perfect way to say, “Yes, I spilled the wine, but I did it with style.”

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💡 Why This Sign is a Must-Have:

◘ Durable & Timeless Design:
The lettering isn’t just printed or painted – oh no, darling! It’s engraved directly INTO the wood. That means even after the spiked punch hits, the sign will look as fabulous as ever. No rubbing off, no fading – just like your most embarrassing party stories.

◘ A Perfectly Vintage Vibe:
Painted in a charming Antique White, it gives off "found-in-a-cute-boutique" energy. Whether your décor screams rustic farmhouse or chaotic wine-lovers' paradise, this sign fits right in.

◘ Hang It Anywhere:
A sturdy jute cord is attached, making it ready to hang the moment it arrives. Whether it goes on the wall, a door handle, or even the neck of your best party guest (just kidding, kind of), this sign has you covered.

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📏 Measurements (For All You Detail-Oriented Party Planners):

◘ Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" high if you’re counting the jute cord because we know someone will ask).

◘ Weight: A lightweight 6 oz. – easy to hang, even after you get less classy.

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🌟 Customizable Classiness! 🌟

Not a fan of the antique white? Want a different font to match your personal aesthetic? No problem! Just message me, and we’ll get your dream (or hilarious nightmare) sign customized. P.S. There’s no judgment here if you want to swap “Classy” for “Responsible” or “Graceful.”

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🎁 Gift It Like a Pro:

This engraved sign makes the perfect gift for:

◘ That friend who always says, “I’m fine”... while sitting on the floor.

◘ The coworker who brings tequila to the office potluck (legend).

◘ Your favorite relative who puts the “fun” in dysfunctional family gatherings.

◘ Or honestly... yourself. You deserve it.
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ORDER DETAILS:

These signs are lovingly made one at a time, so if you need more than one, just holler. I’ll get the crafting gloves on and whip up as many as you need!

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💬 Customer Reviews (Coming Soon to a Bar Cart Near You):

🗨️ “Bought this for my sister, and she laughed so hard she spilled her wine. A+ product!”

🗨️ “Perfect addition to my home bar. Classy? No. Fun? Absolutely.”

🗨️ “This sign made my mom snort-laugh at her birthday party. Worth every penny.”

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🍷 Add a Dash of Humor to Your Home Today! 🍷

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Click “Add to Cart” now before your drink gets warm and your classy side gets cold. 😉

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Made with "Cheers" by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, Elkhorn, Wisconsin.