Opportunity May Only Knock Once But Temptation Leans On The Doorbell ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Opportunity May Only Knock Once, But Temptation Leans on the Doorbell – ENGRAVED Vintage-Style Wooden Sign

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🚪 Ding-dong! Guess who’s back? No, it’s not your long-lost motivation to go to the gym—it’s Temptation, and it brought snacks.

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This sign isn’t just a hilarious truth bomb; it’s also a high-quality, ENGRAVED work of art. Unlike printed or painted signs that might fade faster than your resolve at an all-you-can-eat buffet, these letters are carved INTO the wood for a rustic, long-lasting look.

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Hung from a sturdy jute cord, this vintage-style beauty is ready to grace your home, office, or snack pantry with a dash of humor and a splash of wisdom.

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Why You Absolutely, 100% Need This Sign (Besides the Obvious Chuckles)

✔ Guaranteed Laughs – Visitors will either nod in agreement or suddenly remember they left cookies in the oven.

✔ Timeless Design – Antique white base, rustic jute cord… it screams “charming and wise” (which, coincidentally, is also how you’ll feel when reading it).

✔ Zero Maintenance – Unlike your willpower, this engraving won’t weaken over time.

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Perfect For:

🏡 Your Home: A bold reminder that your fridge door gets more action than your front door.

☕ Your Kitchen: Where Temptation doesn’t just lean—it moves in rent-free.

🎁 A Gag Gift for a Friend: Because who doesn’t appreciate a little truth wrapped in humor?

🏢 Your Office: A subtle nod to the coworker who “just happened” to bring donuts… again.

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Size & Specs (Because Details Matter, Too!)

📏 Measurements: 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (6¼” High with Jute Cord)

⚖ Weight: Approximately 6 oz (so light, you won’t even feel guilty about hanging it up).

🎨 Color: Antique White (a classy shade that pairs well with coffee stains and good intentions).

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Need More Than One?

If you’ve got a whole squad of snack enablers or temptation magnets, I’m happy to make more. Just send me a message, and I’ll hook you up with enough signs to start a support group.

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Custom Orders? You Bet!

Want a different font? A different color? Maybe a sign that says, “Calories Don’t Count on the Weekend?” Let me know, and I’ll whip up a custom creation just for you!

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👉 Order Now, Because someone just might be tempted to buy it first.