If A Cow Doesn't Produce Milk Is It A Milk Dud Or An Udder Failure ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign
$15.00
🐄 If A Cow Doesn’t Produce Milk, Is It A Milk Dud Or An Udder Failure? – Engraved Vintage-Style Wood Sign 🥛
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Are you looking for a legendairy sign that will make everyone udderly crack up? Well, holy cow, have I got just the thing for you! Whether you're a dairy devotee, pun enthusiast, farmhouse fanatic, or just someone who enjoys a good chuckle, this sign will have guests moo-sing over life’s deepest cow-related mysteries.
This one-of-a-kind engraved wooden sign is the perfect décor for kitchens, barns, coffee nooks, offices, or anywhere you need a daily dose of farm-fresh humor! 🐄
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🥛 Why This Sign is the Cream of the Crop 🥛
✔ Engraved to Last – The lettering is carved directly into the wood, so it will never fade, flake, or mysteriously vanish like a rogue cow on the loose. Unlike painted or printed designs, this pun is here to stay—no moo-ving required.
✔ Rustic Farmhouse Charm – The antique white finish makes this sign aesthetically pleasing and perfect for farmhouse décor, country kitchens, rustic barns, or that one wall in your home that just needed a cow pun.
✔ Ready to Hang – With a sturdy jute cord attached, you can hang this sign in seconds—no advanced wrangling required. Just find a hook, nail, or friendly farmhand, and you’re good to go!
✔ Custom Orders Welcome – Want a different font, color, or even a custom phrase? Maybe something like “Steak Your Claim” or “Not Today, Heifer”? Shoot me a message, and I’ll happily whip up something custom just for you!
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📏 Specs & Measurements
• Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" High with jute cord)
• Weight: A lightweight 6 oz, which is about as much as the tears of someone who realizes they’re out of coffee creamer.
• Material: Wood (a.k.a. a tree that was nice enough to become your new favorite sign).
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🎁 The Perfect Gift for Any Occasion!
Need a barnyard-fresh gift for a pun-loving friend, farmer, homesteader, cow enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates some quality wordplay? This sign is udderly perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, holidays, or any occasion that calls for a good laugh!
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🐮 Bulk Orders? No Prob-Llama! (Or Should We Say, No Prob-Cowma?) 🐮
Each sign is handcrafted with love and dad-joke levels of dedication, but if you need more than one, just send me a message. I’ll happily round up as many as you need—like a cowhand on a mission.
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🚜 Order Now Before They Mooove Out Fast! 🚜
Because let’s face it—this sign is legendairy. And just like a stampede of caffeinated cows, it won’t stick around forever!
🐄 Click “Add to Cart” now and let the cow puns begin! 🥛
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Made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the Dairy-Air of Elkhorn, Wisconsin.