I'm Fine The Rest Of You Need Therapy ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign
$15.00
"I'M FINE – THE REST OF YOU NEED THERAPY"
ENGRAVED (As In, This Ain’t Rubbing Off!) Vintage-Style Wooden Sign
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Ah, the universal truth that no one wants to admit—you are perfectly fine. It’s everyone else who needs to get their heads checked. And now, with this exquisitely crafted, vintage-style, ENGRAVED wooden sign, you can subtly (or not-so-subtly) remind the world that their problems aren’t your problems.
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✨ Why You Need This Sign (Even If You Think You Don't) ✨
✔️ ENGRAVED For Eternity – Unlike your patience, this lettering will never fade, rub off, or mysteriously disappear like your motivation to attend family reunions. Laser-engraved into the wood itself, it’s built to last through generations of dysfunction.
✔️ Antique White Finish – Because nothing says “I’m sophisticated but also done with your nonsense” like a vintage, distressed color palette.
✔️ Heavy Jute Cord for Hanging – Effortlessly display your wisdom anywhere: office, home, bathroom (a prime location for existential reflection), or even right above your therapist's couch (they’ll love it, promise).
✔️ Handmade With Love (And Just a Touch of Sarcasm) – Carefully crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where we take woodwork and wit very seriously.
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📏 Measurements (Because Size Matters):
📌 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (or 6¼” high with the jute cord, because gravity)
📌 Approximate weight: 6 oz (light enough to hang, heavy enough to throw in frustration—not that we recommend that).
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🎁 The Perfect Gift For:
🎉 The friend who keeps saying "I don't need therapy" while clearly needing therapy.
🎉 The co-worker who rolls their eyes so hard they might sprain something.
🎉 Your therapist (if they have a good sense of humor, otherwise... maybe not).
🎉 Yourself, because self-care includes decorating with passive-aggressive signage.
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🎨 Need Customization? No Problem!
Want a different font? Different color? A completely unhinged custom message instead? Hit me up, and I’ll whip up a sign tailored to your unique brand of sarcasm.
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🔥 Limited Supply – Get Yours Before I Decide That Everyone Needs Therapy and Close Up Shop! 🔥