A Bottle Of Wine Contains More Philosophy Than All The Books In The World ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

A Bottle of Wine Contains More Philosophy Than All the Books in the World – ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

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Are you a lover of fine wine, deep thoughts, and timeless décor? Then uncork some wisdom and let your walls do the talking with this beautifully ENGRAVED wood sign featuring the ever-true adage: "A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world."

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Why This Sign is Worth Raising a Glass To:

🍷 Engraved to Last:

No cheap paint or flimsy stickers here! The lettering is engraved INTO the wood, ensuring that your sign will stand the test of time, just like a well-aged Bordeaux. Unlike that wine stain on your carpet, this message is permanent.

📜 Vintage Charm:

The base color is Antique White, giving it a rustic, timeless look that pairs perfectly with any décor—whether your style is classic, farmhouse chic, or "I just really love wine and don’t care about labels—unless they’re on bottles."

🛠️ Handmade with Love (and Maybe a Sip of Wine):

Each sign is made one at a time in my workshop, so you know you're getting something unique. Need more than one? Just message me, and I’ll craft as many as you need. (After all, philosophy is best shared—just like a bottle of Pinot!)

🧵 Easy to Hang:

Comes with a heavy jute cord for effortless hanging, so you can focus on more important things—like pondering the deep mysteries of life... or just finding the corkscrew.

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Perfect For:

✔️ Wine lovers & connoisseurs

✔️ Philosophers (or those who pretend to be after a few glasses)

✔️ Kitchen, bar, or wine cellar décor

✔️ A cheeky gift for your favorite vino aficionado

✔️ Anyone who understands that Merlot makes you mellow and Cabernet brings clarity 🍇 (Or who has ever contemplated the meaning of life over a bottle of Shiraz.)

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Details:

📏 Measurements: 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (6.25” high with jute cord)

⚖️ Weight: Approx. 6 oz.

🎨 Custom Orders Available! Want a different font or color? Message me, and I’ll make your wine-fueled dreams come true!

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Final Thoughts (Before You Finish Your Glass):

This sign makes the perfect gift for birthdays, housewarmings, weddings, or "just because you deserve something awesome." Let your walls exude the same depth and complexity as your favorite bottle of wine—minus the hangover. 🍷

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Click ADD TO CART now and let’s get philosophical (and maybe a little tipsy). Because wine not?

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Made in Elkhorn, Wisconsin by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products.