I'm Probably Late For Something ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign~ (We know who you are!)

I'm Probably Late For Something ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign
(We know who you are!)

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🚨 For the chronically tardy, fashionably late, and those who think “on time” is a myth! 🚨

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Do you sprint out the door like an Olympic runner—every single time? Does “leaving in five” mean “still putting on shoes in twenty”? Are you reading this while running out of the house, one arm in your coat and the other desperately clutching a lukewarm coffee? If so, congratulations! We made this sign just for you.

This charmingly vintage, delightfully snarky, and oh-so-relatable wooden sign is ENGRAVED (not printed, not painted, not whispered into existence by a hopeful time management coach). That means your eternal struggle with punctuality is permanently immortalized—just like your reputation for showing up late to every family gathering.

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✨ FEATURES ✨

✔ Handmade & Engraved: Each letter is deeply etched into the wood, so the message will never fade—unlike your intentions to be on time.

✔ Antique White Finish: A timeless color that pairs well with guilt and last-minute apologies.

✔ Sturdy Jute Hanging Cord: Because let's be honest, you don’t have time for complicated wall mounting.

✔ Perfect Gift for the Perpetually Late: Whether it’s for you (we won’t judge) or that friend who has never arrived first to anything, this sign is the perfect gentle nudge (or full-blown roast).

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📏 DIMENSIONS & DETAILS 📏

📌 Size: 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (6¼” high including jute cord)

📌 Approximate Weight: 6 oz. (lightweight enough to hang, heavy enough to feel official)

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💌 CUSTOM ORDERS WELCOME! 💌

Need a different color? Different font? Something more personalized, like “I Swear I’m Leaving Now” or “Be There in 10 (Ish)”? Send me a message! I love custom orders and can make as many as you need—just give me a heads-up (preferably not last-minute 😉).

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🚚 SHIPPING & PROCESSING 🚚

Each sign is made one at a time with love, care, and possibly a little side-eye at your time management skills. Processing time varies, but rest assured, I’ll get it shipped out in a timely manner (unlike, well... you).

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⏳ ORDER NOW! ⏳

Because let’s face it—you’ll probably forget, get distracted, or run out of time if you don’t do it right now.

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👀 ADD TO CART BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE… AGAIN! ⏳

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