I've Trained My Dog To Bring Me A Glass Of Red Wine. It's A Bordeaux Collie ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign Rustic Black Solid Wooden Gift

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🍷🐾 “Unleash the humor with a glass of wine (or two)!” 🐾🍷

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If you're tired of fetching your own glass of red wine (or just want to pretend you're not), let us introduce you to the one and only Bordeaux Collie – the paw-some pup who knows how to fetch more than just your slippers. Your dog is just one training session away from becoming a Bordeaux Collie – a breed of impeccable taste, class, and an unwavering devotion to delivering your favorite glass of vino. And if your dog’s not quite there yet, we’ve got your back with this beautiful engraved sign that lets everyone know who’s REALLY in charge when it comes to wine.

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This ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign is not just a gift, it’s a statement. Whether it’s for a dog lover, wine enthusiast, or someone who’s paw-sitively awesome at making puns, this sign will leave them barking with laughter.

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Why You Need This Sign (or Dog) in Your Life:

● 🐕 Perfect for Dog Lovers: Because everyone knows a well-trained pup deserves a place in your home. And we mean well-trained. Forget the basics like “sit” or “stay”—we’re talking about the ultimate wine-fetching skills.

● 🍷 For the Wine Connoisseur (or Pretender): Let’s be honest—if you can’t rely on your dog to bring you your next glass of red, what’s the point? This sign proves you’ve achieved the ultimate in canine companionship and oenological sophistication.

● 🖋️ ENGRAVED & NOT FADING: Unlike those cheap, “wine-o” printed signs that lose their charm after a few glasses (trust us, we’ve seen it), this high-quality engraving will stay crisp and clear – no fading, rubbing off, or spillage. Your sign will outlast even your dog's best wine-sniffing attempts.

● 🖤 Rustic Charm: Finished in a chic black, this sign will add a touch of class to your kitchen, bar, or entryway. Not only is it stylish, but it’s made from solid wood, so it’s built to last—just like your bond with your dog... and your Bordeaux.

● 🌟 Handcrafted by a “Paw-fessional”: Created one at a time by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, this sign is crafted with care, love, and a few wags of a tail (probably not, but let’s pretend).

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Measurements:

● 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (that’s about 6¼" High with the Jute Cord)

● Approximate weight: 6 oz (light enough to be delivered by a trained puppy—if you’ve trained one).

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Features:

● Engraving: Lettering carved right into the wood—because who has time for fading or rubbing off? Not you, not me, and certainly not your dog.

● Jute Cord Included: For easy hanging (we know your dog could do it, but it’s probably better if you handle this part).

● Custom Orders: Want a different font or color? Or need more than one for your dog-loving friends? Just reach out and we'll make sure your sign is purr-fect (because we’re all about matching pets with personality!).

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A Sign Like No Other:

Gift it, keep it, hang it near your wine cellar, your dog’s favorite spot, or your kitchen—because this sign is not just an accent piece, it’s a conversation starter. And let’s face it, when someone asks about it, you can proudly say, "I’ve trained my dog to bring me wine. We call him the Bordeaux Collie.” 🍷🐶

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Don't wait! Order today and have your dog’s new job description engraved into your home—literally!

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And remember, every time you sip from that glass of red, you’ll be paw-sitively grateful. 🍇