Crocodiles Are Easy People Are Harder ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Crocodiles Are Easy, People Are Harder – Engraved Wooden Sign (Because

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Let's Be Real, Humans Are the Real Challenge)
🐊 We all know it: Crocodiles are a breeze. You give them a wide berth, avoid eye contact, and maybe toss them a chicken leg or two. But people? That’s a whole different animal. From passive-aggressive texts to existential dread at brunch, humans are the real wild beasts. That's why this engraved sign is your new best friend—it’s a daily reminder that when it comes to dealing with creatures, the reptiles have it easy.

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Why This Sign is More Reliable Than Your Last Therapy Session:

✔️ Engraved, Not Painted! The text is carved INTO the wood (no printing or painting nonsense here), so it won’t rub off, fade, or vanish like that time you asked for a raise and got a “you’re doing great” email instead.

✔️ Rustic & Ready to Hang! Comes with a heavy-duty jute cord that’s as sturdy as your willpower when it’s time to politely ignore your neighbor’s unsolicited advice.

✔️ Handcrafted for the Soul Who Understands: Each sign is made one at a time, so I put a little extra love (and maybe a bit of sarcasm) into every one. It’s like a personalized hug for your home, minus the weirdness of actual human contact.

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Product Details:

📏 Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (6¼" H including the Jute Cord)—the perfect size to hang above your couch, desk, or wherever you need an urgent reminder to never, ever trust people.

⚖️ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (Less than the emotional weight of deciding whether to respond to a text at 2 a.m. or just pretend you didn’t see it.)

🎨 Color: Base color is Antique Black. It's like the color of vintage charm... or the last peaceful moment before a family gathering.

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Custom Orders for the Extra-Sarcastic Among Us:

Need a different font? A different color? A larger size to accommodate all the people you avoid? Just let me know! I’m happy to customize it so you can take passive-aggressive gift-giving to the next level.

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Perfect for:

🎁 The introvert who loves animals way more than humans (you’re not alone).

🎁 Your friend who’s been ghosted so many times, they think “seen” is a type of emotional abuse.

🎁 That one family member who always brings up politics at Thanksgiving.

🎁 Yourself—because sometimes, you just need to look at something and say, “Yep, that’s the truth right there.”

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Order Now and remember—crocodiles may be cold-blooded, but humans? Humans are a different kind of cold. (The “don’t return your calls” kind.)

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We sink our teeth into making these signs for you at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin.