$15.00
🔢✨ For the Love of Puns & Protractors! ✨🔢
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Calling all mathletes, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who’s acute lover of clever wordplay! If you’ve been searching for the perfect way to show off your love for both dad jokes and algebra, look no further. This ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign proudly declares, “Not All Math Puns Are Terrible, Just Sum,” making it the perfect addition to your home, office, classroom, or secret lair where you plot world domination via geometry.
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💡 Why You'll Absolutely Add This to Your Cart Immediately
Unlike those mass-produced signs with printed lettering that rubs off faster than your patience during calculus, this beauty is engraved directly INTO the wood! That’s right, folks—your pun will stay crisp and witty for years to come, just like your high school math teacher's awkward humor.
The sign comes in a timeless Antique White finish, which pairs well with literally anything: chalkboards, calculators, abacuses, or even your growing collection of unsharpened pencils. Hang it on your wall with the attached sturdy, artisanal jute cord (fancy, right?), and bask in the glow of your superior sense of humor.
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🎨 Customization? You Betcha!
We know every math nerd has a unique vibe. Want a different color? A bold font that screams “I’m an integral part of this household”? No problem! Shoot me a message, and I’ll whip up a custom version that fits your exact specifications. After all, custom orders are always the right angle!
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📏 Details That Matter
● Size: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" High including the jute cord)
● Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (light enough to hang, heavy enough to make it feel legit)
● Material: Real wood. No cheap plastic here, folks!
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🎁 The Perfect Gift for…
● Teachers who need to spice up their classroom walls.
● Math-obsessed friends who can’t stop calculating tips at restaurants.
● That special someone who appreciates a punny sense of humor more than flowers.
● Literally anyone who enjoys making others groan-laugh.
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📦 Ready to Multiply Your Joy?
I make these one at a time, so they’re as unique as your favorite irrational number (π, anyone?). Need more than one? Let me know, and I’ll crank out as many as you want—your wish is my (literal) command!
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🔥 BONUS: FREE Satisfaction Guarantee
Love it or I’ll personally write you a new math pun. Seriously.
👉 Don’t miss your chance to snag this ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign—because while not all math puns are terrible, missing out on this sign definitely would be.
🎉 Add it to your cart now and make your walls smarter and funnier! 🎉