I Accidentally Sprayed Deodorant In My Mouth Now I Talk With This Weird Axe Scent ~ENGRAVED Vintage Look Rustic Black Wood Sign

I Accidentally Sprayed Deodorant In My Mouth—Now I Talk With This Weird Axe Scent!

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🚨**WARNING: This sign may cause uncontrollable laughter, nostalgic teenage body spray flashbacks, and the sudden urge to freshen your breath with a mist of armpit fragrance.**🚨

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Tired of boring home decor that just sits there without making anyone giggle? Want a conversation starter that says, “Yes, I have excellent taste in humor AND vintage-style signage”? Look no further!

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This ENGRAVED rustic black wood sign is the perfect gift for anyone who:

✅ Loves a good pun

✅ Has ever made a questionable life choice (we've all been there)

✅ Wants their guests to question their reading comprehension skills

✅ Appreciates the durability of engraved lettering that won’t fade, rub off, or mysteriously vanish like that one sock in the laundry

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✨HANDCRAFTED TO ORDER!✨

Each sign is meticulously crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin. (That’s right—artisan deodorant-mouth mishaps brought to life!) No cheap, printed nonsense here—your sign is engraved directly into the wood, ensuring the joke lasts longer than your last can of body spray.

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📏MEASUREMENTS:

➤ 3.5” High x 10” Wide x 3/8” Thick (6¼” High including the jute cord)

➤ Weighs a mere 6 oz. (that’s lighter than the emotional baggage you’re carrying from middle school gym class)

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🎨 Base Color: Antique White—because your humor is timeless, just like this sign.

🪢 Includes a heavy jute cord for easy hanging. (No complicated mounting—because we believe in keeping life fresh and simple.)

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🎁 NEED A CUSTOM SIGN? Want a different color? A different font? A personal message about your own deodorant-related life choices? Shoot me a message, and I'll craft something just for you!

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💨 Act fast before the scent disappears! Okay, the scent is metaphorical, but the humor is real. Order now and give your walls the personality they deserve!