Of All The Inventions In The Past 100 Years The Dry Erase Board Is Probably The Most Remarkable ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Of All The Inventions In The Past 100 Years, The Dry Erase Board Is Probably The Most Remarkable ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

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🖊️ A Remarkable Sign About A Remarkable Invention! 🖊️

Fed up with signs that disappear faster than your morning coffee? Do you long for wit, wisdom, and wordplay that STAYS PUT? Look no further! This ENGRAVED vintage-style wood sign is here to make a remarkable impression—literally.

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Unlike dry erase boards, this sign won’t let your clever quips disappear at the mere swipe of a hand. The text is carved deep into the wood, so it will never rub off, fade, or ghost on you like an ex who still watches your Instagram stories.

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Why You Need This Sign

✔ Guaranteed to get a chuckle! (Or at least a polite snort.)

✔ Perfect for the pun lover in your life! (Or for yourself—treat yo’ shelf!)

✔ Handmade with care in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – because mass-produced humor just isn’t as funny.

✔ Comes with a heavy jute cord for easy hanging! (Because you’ve got enough to do without worrying about where to put your wooden witticisms.)

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Specifications

📏 Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (6¼” High with the Jute Cord) – Just the right size to make a statement without yelling.

⚖️ Weight: Approx. 6 oz – Light enough to hang with ease, but solid enough to show you mean business.

🎨 Base Color: Antique White – because classic never goes out of style.

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Customize It!

Want this sign in a different font? A different color? A secret coded message that only your best friend will understand? Just send me a message, and I’ll make a custom order just for you!
One At A Time, Made With Love (and a Bit of Sawdust)

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Each sign is lovingly crafted one at a time, ensuring quality and character in every piece. Need more than one? Just let me know—I’ll whip up a batch faster than you can say “remarkable.”

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🎁 Great Gift Idea!

Give this sign to a teacher, office worker, pun enthusiast, or anyone who appreciates dry humor (and dry erase boards). It’s the perfect conversation starter—because let's face it, not all of us are good at small talk.

Order now before this listing wipes out! 🖊️