Hey Diddle Diddle Aim For The Middle ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Bathroom Sign

Hey Diddle Diddle, Aim for the Middle – Vintage-Look Engraved Wood Bathroom Sign
🚽✨ A CLASSY Reminder for Your Loo-Tenant ✨🚽

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💦 Tired of your bathroom floor resembling a splash zone at SeaWorld? Does your toilet see more near-misses than a stormtrooper shooting contest? Then this is the sign for YOU!

✔️ ENGRAVED – That means the words are actually carved into the wood, so they won’t fade, rub off, or get "accidentally" scrubbed away by someone who refuses to take responsibility for their, ahem, wayward aim.

✔️ Rustic Chic – The antique white finish screams vintage charm while whispering please, for the love of all that is good, hit the target.

✔️ Heavy-Duty Jute Cord – No cheap plastic nonsense here! Just good ol' rustic twine to give that "farmhouse yet functional" aesthetic.

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🔹 WHY YOU NEED THIS 🔹

🏡 For Your Home – Because your bathroom deserves better than sticky floors and tragic toilet-side puddles.

🎁 Perfect Gift – Ideal for housewarmings, weddings, or for that one friend whose bathroom always smells suspiciously damp.

🛠️ Custom Orders Available – Want a different font? A different color? Maybe something more aggressive like "IF YOU DRIBBLE, WIPE IT WITH A NAPKIN OR YOUR DIGNITY?" Just message me.

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📏 THE IMPORTANT STUFF 📏

📐 Measurements: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/8" D (or 6¼" High including the cord)

⚖️ Weight: A lightweight but sturdy 6 oz—easy to hang, impossible to ignore.

🏠 Handmade in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – No mass production, just one carefully crafted plaque at a time by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products.

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🚚 FAST SHIPPING! Your sign will arrive before your patience runs out with the next "oops, I missed!"

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🛒 ADD TO CART NOW and reclaim your bathroom’s dignity—one engraved pun at a time.