See You Later Agitator Sign ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

See You Later, Agitator - ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

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💥 Handmade by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin 💥

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Are you tired of people lingering in your doorway like they’re auditioning for a dramatic exit scene? Need a way to send folks on their merry way—politely, yet firmly, with just a hint of snark? Look no further than this "See You Later, Agitator" sign! It’s the perfect blend of charm, sarcasm, and a subtle nudge toward the exit.

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Why This Sign?

✔️ ENGRAVED, Not Printed – That’s right, folks. The words are carved deep into the wood, so they won’t rub off faster than your patience for long goodbyes. No flaky paint, no fading, just lasting sassiness.

✔️ Rustic & Timeless – The vintage-style black finish ensures it matches any decor, from farmhouse chic to garage grotto.

✔️ Easy to Hang – Comes with a sturdy jute cord, so you can hang it up faster than you can say, “Why are you still here?”

✔️ The Perfect Gift – Know someone with a low tolerance for nonsense? This is for them. Housewarming? Office prank? Passive-aggressive hint for that one relative who overstays their welcome? You name it!

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Size & Specs

📏 Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/8"D (6¼" high including jute cord)

⚖️ Weight: Approximately 6 oz. (light enough to hang, heavy enough to make a statement)

🎨 Base Color: Black (like my humor, and perhaps your patience for loiterers)
Need a Custom Sign?

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Want this beauty in a different color or a fancy new font? Maybe something even snarkier? (Challenge accepted!) Just send me a message, and I’ll whip up something just for you.

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🚨 Need More Than One? 🚨

I craft these one at a time (because quality > mass production), so if you need multiple, just let me know—I’ll happily make a batch of attitude-laced masterpieces for you.

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💬 Final Thoughts:

This sign is more than home decor—it’s a lifestyle choice. A declaration. A way to bid farewell with flair. And, let’s be real, it’s just plain funny. So grab yours today and start sending folks off with a smirk!

✔️ Handmade with love. And wood. But mostly wood.

✔️ Ships fast from Elkhorn, Wisconsin!

✔️ See you later, agitator! (No, seriously, grab one before you go.)