No Hoggin' The Bathroom ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

No Hoggin' The Bathroom – A Hilariously Necessary Engraved Wood Sign

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Tired of standing outside the bathroom, doing the pee-pee dance of shame while someone in your household takes their sweet time? This handcrafted engraved wood sign is here to lay down the law—politely (or not-so-politely, depending on how you read it).

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Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, this sign is a perfect addition to any bathroom where people think they’ve rented it by the hour.

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Why This Sign Deserves a Spot in Your Bathroom:

🚽 Deeply Engraved Lettering – Because printed signs fade, but passive-aggressive reminders should last a lifetime.

🚽 Vintage-Inspired Design – The Antique White finish gives it that classy, “we’re fancy but also fed up” look. It blends seamlessly with farmhouse, rustic, and “I-bought-this-house-for-the-bathroom” décor.

🚽 Ready to Hang (Unlike You, Who’s Still Waiting to Pee) – Comes with a heavy-duty jute cord, so you can put it up in seconds—just like that person who’s “almost done” should be doing.

🚽 Handcrafted with Care (And a Little Eye-Rolling) – Each sign is made one at a time, just like every single person who takes 45-minute showers and pays zero rent in your house.

🚽 The Ultimate Bathroom Gift – Perfect for housewarmings, birthdays, weddings, or as a thoughtful gift for that one friend who treats your bathroom like a personal library.

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Product Details:

📏 Measurements: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (6¼” High including the jute cord that somehow always gets tangled)

⚖️ Weight: Approx. 6 oz. (or roughly the weight of your patience running out)

🎨 Color: Antique White with a natural wood grain (because we’re all about that rustic sass)

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Need a Custom Version?

Want a different font or color? Maybe something more direct, like “Quit Scrolling, Get Wiping”? I got you. Send me a message, and we’ll make it happen!
Need More Than One?

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Got multiple bathrooms? A family of serial bathroom hoggers? Let me know how many you need, and I’ll make sure every single toilet in your house gets the attention it deserves.

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📬 Shipping & Processing:

Each sign is handmade to order, so give me a little time before it ships. Unlike whoever is in the bathroom right now, I actually work fast.

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👉 Order yours today and finally establish some bathroom boundaries!