Smoking In Designated Areas Only Try Siberia ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Smoking In Designated Areas Only – Try Siberia

A Hilariously Sarcastic, Vintage-Style Engraved Wooden Sign by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin

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Tired of those pesky rule-breakers puffing away where they shouldn’t? Want to send a clear yet tastefully snarky message? Look no further! This ENGRAVED wood sign will do the talking for you—because let’s be honest, secondhand smoke and secondhand confusion are equally annoying.

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What’s Special About This Sign?

✔ Permanent Engraving – No cheap stickers, faded paint, or peeling decals here! The lettering is actually engraved INTO the wood, ensuring your sarcastic wisdom stands the test of time (unlike your patience for non-designated smokers).

✔ Vintage Charm – The antique white finish gives it that perfectly aged, “I’ve been dealing with this nonsense for years” look.

✔ Handcrafted Quality – Each sign is made one at a time in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin (population: delightful and well-mannered, probably).

✔ Easy Hanging – A heavy-duty jute cord is attached, so you can hang this masterpiece with minimal effort.

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Perfect For:

● Offices that need a not-so-subtle reminder that the smoking area is over there ➡ (preferably far, far away).

● Homes where one relative still thinks smoking inside is acceptable.

● Businesses that want to enforce the rules with a little flair.

● That friend who always complains about designated smoking areas but never follows the rules anyway.

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Need More Than One?

Planning to make Siberia the official smoking section? Just send me a message, and I’ll whip up as many as you need.

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Want a Custom Order?

Different font? Different color? Something even snarkier? Let’s talk! (I mean, within reason—there are only so many ways to say please don’t smoke here before it becomes a novel.)

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Measurements:

● 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (or 6¼” high with the jute cord—because we like to be thorough)

● Approximate Weight: 6 oz. (just heavy enough to feel legit, but light enough to hang anywhere)

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This sign is proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where sarcasm and fine craftsmanship go hand in hand.

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Get yours today and remind people—politely but firmly—that the smoking section is somewhere else. Preferably Siberia. ❄