Make Area 51 the 51st State ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Make Area 51 the 51st State ~ Engraved Vintage-Style Wooden Sign ~ Actually, it IS a state, The state of confusion!

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Are you tired of the government keeping secrets? Want to advocate for extraterrestrial rights? Or maybe you just want to confuse the census bureau? Whatever your reasons, this ENGRAVED wooden sign is the perfect way to show your support for making Nevada’s most mysterious patch of desert the newest star on Old Glory.

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Proudly crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in scenic Elkhorn, Wisconsin (a place far less classified than Area 51—unless you ask the local cheese curd syndicate), this rustic yet bold sign will declare your stance with an air of mystery and good ol’ fashioned patriotism.

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Why You Need This Sign (Besides Just Being Awesome)

✔️ Deeply Engraved Lettering – Unlike those amateur stamped, painted, or printed signs, these letters are carved directly into the wood, ensuring your conspiracy remains intact for generations to come.

✔️ Vintage-Style Finish – The base color is Antique White, which gives it that aged, “I found this in an abandoned government warehouse” look.

✔️ Heavy Jute Cord for Hanging – Because drilling holes into your bunker walls is just too much effort.

✔️ Compact & Lightweight – Measuring 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (or 6.25” high if you count the jute cord) and weighing only 6 oz., this beauty is easy to hang, gift, or sneak past security at Groom Lake.

✔️ Handmade with Precision – I make these one at a time, so if you need a fleet of them for your next classified meeting, contact me and I’ll make as many as your heart (or your shadowy organization) desires.

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Custom Orders? Absolutely!

Want this sign in a different color or a font that looks more alien-esque? No problem! Just send me a message, and I’ll customize it to your liking—no need for secret handshakes or encrypted messages.

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The Perfect Gift for:

🛸 UFO Enthusiasts & Conspiracy Buffs

👽 Alien Apologists

🏴‍☠️ Those Who Believe in “No Taxation Without Abduction”

🎁 Anyone Who Already Has a Tin Foil Hat Collection

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Buy now before the Men in Black take this listing down!