When You're Asked Who Your Favorite Child Is You're Expected To Pick From Your Own ~ ENGRAVED Vintage Look Wood Sign

Who’s the Favorite Child? This Sign Knows the Answer (Hint: It’s NOT Your Neighbor’s Kid!)

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🚨 PARENTS BEWARE! 🚨

If you’ve ever been put on the spot with that age-old question— "Who's your favorite child?"—this sign will make sure you answer it correctly. No more dodging, no more vague “I love you all equally” nonsense. This sign spells it out: You’re expected to pick from your own. That means no surprise adoptions, no honorary favorite nephews, and definitely no choosing the dog (even if he listens better).

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💡 HANDCRAFTED & HILARIOUS 💡

Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, this vintage-look wooden sign isn’t just funny—it’s built to last. The lettering is engraved deep into the wood, meaning it won’t fade, smudge, or mysteriously disappear when your second-born tries to alter it with a Sharpie.

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WHY THIS SIGN IS A MUST-HAVE:

✔ Handmade with love (and a slight eye-roll at your kids)

✔ Engraved text won’t wear off—unlike your patience

✔ Heavy-duty jute cord for easy hanging (because who has time for complicated wall mounts?)

✔ Antique White finish for that perfectly imperfect “shabby chic” look

✔ Compact & lightweight—perfect for display without putting a hole in your drywall

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📏 Dimensions:

● 3.5” H x 10” W x 3/8” D (6¼” high with jute cord)

● Approx. weight: 6 oz. (or roughly the weight of your favorite child’s bad decisions)

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🎨 CUSTOMIZATION AVAILABLE! 🎨

Want a different font? A different color? A more direct message like “Mom loves me best”? Just send me a message, and I’ll make it happen!

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🛒 ORDER NOW before your kids start demanding proof of favoritism. And hey, if you need more than one (to stop the sibling squabbles), just let me know—I’m happy to make as many as your parental guilt requires.

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👉 Proudly handmade in the USA 🇺🇸 (Unlike the excuses your kids give for not doing their chores.)