I Was Social Distancing Before It Was A Thing ~ ENGRAVED Wood Sign

I Was Social Distancing Before It Was a Thing – ENGRAVED Wood Sign
By Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products

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🚧 Introvert Level: Expert 🚧

Ahh, social distancing—the art of avoiding small talk, unsolicited hugs, and that one neighbor who always “just drops by.” If you’ve been perfecting the fine craft of personal space preservation long before it was a global trend, this sign is practically your autobiography.

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🥁 The Sign That Speaks for You… So You Don’t Have To! 🥁

This handcrafted engraved wooden sign is the perfect addition to your home, office, or top-secret underground bunker. With deeply engraved lettering (no fading, no rubbing off, no disappearing like your interest in group activities), this beauty is built to last—just like your commitment to staying six feet away from strangers.

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🎨 DETAILS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE (FROM A DISTANCE, OF COURSE) 🎨

✔️ Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/8”D (because size matters—especially when setting boundaries)

✔️ Base Color: Antique White (as timeless as your introversion)

✔️ Lettering: ENGRAVED (not printed, painted, or whispered into existence)

✔️ Hanging: Sturdy jute cord (easily hangable, even if DIY isn't your thing)

✔️ Approximate Weight: 6 oz (light enough to hang, heavy enough to make a statement)

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💡 PERFECT FOR:

✔️ Your front door (let visitors know before they knock)

✔️ Your home office (for those surprise “drop-ins” from coworkers)

✔️ A gift for that friend who invented ghosting before it was trendy

✔️ A subtle warning for family members who don’t respect “me time”

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👩‍🎨 MADE TO ORDER IN ELKHORN, WISCONSIN! 👨‍🎨

Each sign is handcrafted one at a time by yours truly at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products. If you need more than one, just holler (or send a very introverted email), and I’ll make exactly what you need. Want a different font? Different color? A custom message like “No Hug Zone” or “Not Today, Karen”? Just let me know!

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📦 SHIPPING NOTICE:

Your sign will be securely packed, ensuring it arrives safely—unlike your awkward attempt at a handshake-turned-fist-bump.

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😷 FINAL THOUGHTS:

Whether you're an OG social distancer or just embracing the lifestyle, this sign will set the tone (and the boundary) for all who enter—or don’t!

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Add to cart now, before people start thinking you actually enjoy company!

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😂 Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products – Crafting Signs & Avoiding Crowds Since Forever! 🎨