Equality Hurts No One ENGRAVED Hangable Wood Shelf Sitter

Equality Hurts No One – Engraved Wood Shelf Sitter
Because fairness shouldn’t be a pain in the ash (or any other wood type).

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Tired of explaining basic human decency to people? Wish you had a way to communicate it without wasting your breath? Well, have I got the sign for you! This engraved, hangable, shelf-sitting masterpiece is the subtle (or not-so-subtle) declaration of equity that every home, business, or classroom needs.

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Features that Will Make You Swoon (or at Least Nod Approvingly):

✔ Engraved to Last – The lettering is carved into the wood up to approximately 1/4” deep, which is just deep enough to make a statement but not so deep that it questions its own existence.

✔ Hang It or Stand It – Comes with a fancy little slot routed in the back for wall hanging, but it’s also an independent, self-sufficient sign that stands on its own. Just like you.

✔ Made to Order, Just Like Fine Coffee – Since each piece is crafted individually, there may be slight variations in appearance. But hey, isn’t individuality what we’re all about here?

✔ Font-tastic Options – Check out the different fonts available and choose your favorite. Because nothing says equality like freedom of choice.

✔ Sleek & Chic in Black – The base color is black, because it goes with everything—just like equality.

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Size & Weight (Yes, It Matters):

📏 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/4”D – The perfect size to fit on a shelf, desk, or in the hands of someone who clearly needs the reminder.

⚖️ Approx. 8 oz. – Light enough to move, but heavy enough to feel important. Like a really solid life lesson.
Proudly Made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin

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Handcrafted with love, care, and just the right amount of “Can you believe we still have to say this?” energy.

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💌 Custom Requests Welcome! Want a different font? A different color? A slightly more aggressive message? Hit me up! I’d love to help you spread the word—because, let’s be real, equality should be as common as bad Wi-Fi and overpriced coffee.

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Order now, because equality never goes out of style. 💪🌎