ENGRAVED Ladies and Gentlemen Restroom / Bathroom Wood Sign Set - Black With Fancy Font

ENGRAVED Ladies and Gentlemen Restroom / Bathroom Wood Sign Set ~ Black With an Elegant Font

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Are you tired of guests wandering aimlessly around your establishment, desperately seeking relief but too afraid to ask? Do your friends lack basic bathroom etiquette and need a not-so-subtle nudge in the right direction? Fear not! This sophisticated, sassy, and slightly snobbish Ladies and Gentlemen restroom sign set is here to save the day (and your sanity)!

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Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the friendly small city of Elkhorn, Wisconsin (where a traffic jam is five cars at the stoplight), these elegant signs are designed to add class, clarity, and a touch of restroom-related righteousness to any business, home, or questionable establishment.

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FEATURES THAT'LL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF (AND POSSIBLY YOUR SHOES, IF YOU'RE HEADING TO THE BATHROOM):

✅ Two meticulously crafted engraved wooden signs—because having only one would be awkward.

✅ Fancy Font – Because nothing says "we have standards" like swirling, sophisticated letters guiding you to relief.

✅ Base Color: Black – Sleek, stylish, and mysteriously elegant, just like that one moody goth kid in high school.

✅ Precision Routed Edges – As shown in the ‘Plaque Edge’ image (which we promise is totally worth checking out).

✅ Three Hanging Options!

● Keyhole Slots (for that clean, floating-on-the-wall museum effect)

● Drilled Nail Holes (for the hammer-happy folks—nails included!)

● Screw Holes with Matching Caps (for those who like their hardware like they like their coffee—strong and secure!)

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DIMENSIONS (BECAUSE SIZE MATTERS):

📏 3½"H x 10"W x ¾"D – Just big enough to be noticed, but not so big that it screams "LOOK AT ME, I’M A BATHROOM SIGN!"

⚖️ 8 oz. each – Lighter than your morning coffee but heavier than your dignity after a Taco Tuesday gone wrong.

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WHY YOU NEED THIS SIGN SET:

✨ Because your bathroom deserves better than a flimsy piece of printer paper taped to the door.

✨ Because confused guests awkwardly wandering into the kitchen looking for the restroom is so last season.

✨ Because nothing says "classy establishment" like engraved wooden signs with a font fancier than your grandma’s wedding china.

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CUSTOM ORDERS? WE’VE GOT YOU!

Feeling a little extra? Want a different font? A different color? A secret hidden message engraved for only the most observant bathroom-goers to find? Hit that contact button, and let’s make some restroom magic happen!

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🎨 Made with love and an unreasonable amount of sawdust in Elkhorn, Wisconsin. Get yours today before your bathroom becomes just another confusing, sign-less abyss!