"Mind Your Head" Rustic Wood Sign – Because Ducking is a Skill
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🚨 WARNING: If you're tall, clumsy, or just bad at paying attention, this sign is for you! 🚨
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Introducing the Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products exclusive Mind Your Head sign—handcrafted in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin (population: Not Too Many, But Just Enough). This little slice of rustic charm is here to save your noggin, your dignity, and possibly your drywall.
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✨ Features & Benefits (Because You Deserve the Best) ✨
✔ Rough Cut, Rustic Design – The wood is as rough as your last attempt at assembling IKEA furniture. This sign has character—just like your uncle who insists on telling the same fishing story every Thanksgiving.
✔ Antique White Finish – Because calling it “Old-Looking White” just didn’t have the same marketing appeal.
✔ Square Edges – What did you expect, circles? This is a no-nonsense, straight-to-the-point kind of sign.
✔ Three Hanging Methods – Because life is all about options. Pick one and commit (unlike that New Year’s resolution you already abandoned).
Hanging Slot – For those who like their signs snug and secure.
Nail Holes & Nails – For the rugged, "I have a hammer and I'm not afraid to use it" types.
Command Strips – For renters, commitment-phobes, and people who don’t trust themselves with power tools.
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📏 SIZE & WEIGHT – Because It Matters
📐 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/4"D – The perfect size to be noticed before you smack your forehead on a low beam.
⚖️ Approximately 8 oz. – Light enough to hang easily, heavy enough to remind you it’s there (unlike your last online purchase that felt like it was made of air).
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🏡 Where to Use It?
✔ Basements – Because you already forgot about that low-hanging pipe.
✔ Attics – Unless you enjoy getting concussions.
✔ Garages & Sheds – Where “watch your head” should be a daily mantra.
✔ Cabins, Barns & Rustic Retreats – Nothing screams charm like a sign that warns guests about potential head trauma.
✔ Anywhere Your Tall Friends Visit – Because nothing says "I care" like preventing their skulls from meeting solid wood.
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🛠️ Installation Tips (Because We Care)
🛑 Before installation, hold it up and pretend you’re reading it. If you still hit your head, move it up.
🛑 Not responsible for anyone who chooses to ignore this sign and still walks into things.
🛑 If you hit your head WHILE installing this sign… well, the irony alone is priceless.
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🎁 The Perfect Gift!
Got a friend who’s always bumping their head? Know someone who should have been named Grace but wasn’t? This sign makes a hilarious (and possibly life-saving) gift.
🎉 Birthdays, housewarmings, or "just because I care about your brain" occasions—this sign has you covered.
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🛒 Order Now Before You Forget!
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Click Add to Cart before you get distracted and walk into something again. We promise—it’ll be worth it.