Koala-fy Your Decor with This Vintage-Look Engraved Wood Shelf Sitter!
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Are you tired of your home decor being unbearably boring? Need a little koala-ty craftsmanship in your life? Look no further than this ENGRAVED Koala Vintage Look Wood Hangable Shelf Sitter, proudly handcrafted by the skilled artisans (and possibly a few highly trained squirrels) at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin!
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Why You'll Love This Koala Companion
✔ Deep Engraving – The image is engraved up to 5/8” deep, because we believe in going all in on quality. No half-hearted koalas here!
✔ Versatile Placement – Comes with a routed slot in the back for easy hanging, but also has enough self-confidence to stand on its own. Unlike your cousin Greg, this koala doesn’t need constant support.
✔ One-of-a-Kind Charm – Made one at a time with love, care, and just the right amount of sawdust. That means no two koalas are exactly alike, just like in nature.
✔ Antique White Finish – Because let’s face it, koalas are classy creatures, and your decor should be too.
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Perfect For:
✅ Your Home – Give your space a little extra koala-ty charm.
✅ A Gift – Because what says “I care about you” better than an engraved marsupial?
✅ Your Business – Customers will be paws-itively impressed with your impeccable taste.
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Size & Weight (Because Details Matter)
📏 5.5"H x 5.5"W x 3/4"D – Just the right size to add personality without taking up the entire shelf.
⚖ Approx. 8 oz. – Lighter than your average existential crisis but heavy enough to stay put.
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Customization? You Bet!
Want a different critter? A personalized engraving? A special message like "Stay Koalafied"? Shoot me a message, and I’ll see what I can do! (Disclaimer: I can engrave many things, but I can’t fix your bad decisions. Sorry.)
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Check Out My Shop!
I have a whole zoo of engraved animal shelf sitters! Browse my shop and pick your favorites—because no home should have to settle for bear-minimum decor.
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🚀 Order now and let this koala climb right into your heart (and onto your shelf)!