Vintage Look Duckling ENGRAVED Wood Hangable Shelf Sitter

Vintage-Look Duckling Engraved Wood Shelf Sitter – Quack-tastic Decor from Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin!

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🚨WARNING:

This item may cause uncontrollable smiling, nostalgia, and an overwhelming urge to say, "Aww, look at that adorable little duck!" Proceed with caution.

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Ah, the timeless appeal of a duckling—a creature so fluffy and innocent that it makes even the grumpiest among us question our life choices. But wait—this isn’t just any duckling. This is a VINTAGE-LOOK ENGRAVED WOODEN SHELF SITTER that will sit proudly on your shelf, bringing charm, warmth, and absolutely zero mess (unlike an actual duckling, which would require food, water, and an unreasonable tolerance for chaos).

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What’s so special about it?

🔹 Deeply Engraved Image – We don’t mess around with wimpy surface scratches. This duckling is engraved up to 5/8" deep, making it bold, beautiful, and built to last.

🔹 Dual Threat – Prefer to hang it on a wall? Great. Want it to stand on a shelf? Also great. We thoughtfully route a slot in the back for hanging, but it stands tall all on its own—no assistance required, just like that one independent aunt who always "finds her own way" to the family reunion.

🔹 Handcrafted Uniqueness – Each piece is lovingly made one at a time, meaning no two are exactly alike. You could say each one is a rare breed… just like your weird neighbor who collects ceramic frogs.

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💡 Where Should You Put This Marvel of Duck-Craft?

✔ On a shelf – Because it’s literally called a shelf sitter.

✔ On a wall – Because we planned for that, too.

✔ In your office – So your coworkers can admire your exquisite taste.

✔ As a gift – Because let’s face it, people need more duck-themed decor in their lives.

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🎨 Base Color:

Antique White – because nothing says "I have class and sophistication" like a vintage-look duck with a creamy, nostalgic finish.

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📏 Measurements (Because Size Matters):

🔹 5.5"H x 5.5"W x 3/4"D

🔹 Approximate Weight: 8 oz. (Lightweight, unlike your last impulse purchase from that late-night infomercial)

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💌 Want a Custom Order?

Feeling extra creative? Want a different animal? Maybe a goose, cow, or a majestic three-toed sloth? I do custom orders! Message me, and I’ll make sure your vision is engraved in wood and history.

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🛒 Check out all my other animal engravings before this duck waddles away!