$25.00
Matted Derelict Boat Watercolor Print – A Nautical Reminder That Time and Tide Wait for No Man (or Boat!)
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Ahoy there, art lover! Are you in the market for a touch of maritime melancholy? A splash of shipwrecked charm? Perhaps a visual ode to that boat you promised to fix up but now serves as a seagull condominium? Well, batten down the hatches, because this Matted Derelict Boat Watercolor Print is about to sail straight into your heart (and hopefully, your shopping cart)!
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About the Artwork
This beauty—well, at least it used to be—is a watercolor rendering of a boat that has seen better days. Much like my motivation to exercise, this vessel is officially beached and not going anywhere. It reminds me of a boat I once saw in Ireland, except that one wasn’t quite as abandoned, just awkwardly waiting for the tide to come back like someone standing alone at a party pretending to text.
This is a high-quality print of my original watercolor painting, so while you won’t be getting the one I personally slaved over, rest assured, it still carries all the rustic, sea-weathered charm—without the smell of saltwater and regret.
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Product Details:
⚓ Print size: 5" x 7"
⚓ Printed on heavy-weight watercolor paper for that extra fancy, artsy feel
⚓ Matted to a lovely 8" x 10" in a pure white, professionally beveled mat (because even derelict boats deserve a classy presentation)
⚓ Frame NOT included—seriously, I love staging my photos, but you’ll need to BYOF (Bring Your Own Frame)
⚓ Ships in a protective cellophane sleeve, tucked snugly between two pieces of cardboard to keep it safe from the horrors of postal mishaps
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Shipping & Other Nautical Nonsense
🚢 I will gladly combine shipping if you order multiple prints—just message me in advance so I can set up a custom listing. (I’d offer to deliver it by boat, but as you can see, my boats aren’t in peak condition.)
🚢 No actual boats were harmed in the making of this print. Just egos. Mostly mine.
🚢 Makes a great gift for ocean lovers, fishermen, sailors, or anyone who enjoys the finer side of maritime abandonment.
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So, if you’re looking for wall art that whispers tales of forgotten voyages, salty sea air, and maybe just a touch of existential crisis, this print is the one. Grab it now before it drifts away (metaphorically, of course—there’s no actual drifting involved, thanks to sturdy packaging).
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Happy shopping, and may your ship always come in—preferably in better shape than this one!