$25.00
Winter Stream Watercolor Print – A Chill Addition to Your Home
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Ever wanted to own an original masterpiece but realized your bank account had other plans? Well, you’re in luck! This is a PRINT of an original watercolor (yes, a PRINT – I know, shocking), created with my own two hands and a whole lot of coffee-fueled determination. It’s like an original, but without the anxiety of splashing your morning coffee on something priceless.
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Proudly created by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin – where the cows outnumber the people and winter lasts half the year.
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What You’re Actually Getting:
A 5” x 7” print of my watercolor masterpiece (again, not the original, just in case you missed that part).
Printed on heavyweight watercolor paper to maintain the illusion that you’re a high-class art collector.
Lovingly matted to 8” x 10” in a crisp, white, professionally beveled mat, so you don’t have to do the math or the matting.
Ready for your own frame (because let’s be real, everyone has their own taste, and I’m not about to pick a frame you’ll secretly hate).
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But What About That Fancy Frame in the Picture?
Ah, yes. That frame. It’s just for show, my friend. Like a mannequin at a clothing store, it exists purely to help you visualize the magic. It will not be coming home with you. But fear not! You can find your own frame, possibly while sipping overpriced lattes at your local home decor store.
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Packaging That Would Impress Even Your Mother:
Your stunning, not-quite-original print will arrive in a cellophane sleeve (because it deserves protection from the cruel, cruel world).
Sandwiched between two pieces of cardboard, ensuring that it stays as pristine as your unrealistic expectations.
Shipped with love, sarcasm, and an occasional prayer that the postal service handles it with care.
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Want to Order More Than One?
First of all, excellent taste. Secondly, I do combine shipping on multiple prints, but you need to message me first so I can work my magic and create a custom listing just for you.
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This print makes a perfect gift for:
✔ Art lovers
✔ Nature enthusiasts
✔ People who enjoy winter from the warmth of their homes
✔ That one friend who says, “I just don’t know what to put on this wall”
✔ Yourself (because self-care includes surrounding yourself with beauty)
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So go ahead, hit that “Add to Cart” button before someone else with equally impeccable taste snatches it up. Because nothing says, “I’m a refined, cultured individual” like owning a winter watercolor print.
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Thanks for stopping by, and remember: if you have any questions, feel free to message me! (But if you ask if this is the original, I may just cry a little.)