CRACKLE Paint Engraved Restrooms Vintage Look Wood Sign

Vintage CRACKLE Paint Engraved Restroom Sign – A Parch-Mint Premium Creation!

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Are you tired of guests wandering into your supply closet when they’re in search of the restroom? Do you want to add a touch of vintage charm to your establishment while subtly yelling, "THE BATHROOM IS THIS WAY, PEOPLE" without actually yelling? Well, friend, you’re in luck!

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Introducing the Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products Crackle Paint Restroom Sign – a masterfully ENGRAVED and ARTISANALLY DISTRESSED piece of wooden wonder. This isn’t some mass-produced, soulless sticker masquerading as a sign. Oh no! This is REAL WOOD with REAL ENGRAVING and a painstakingly applied crackle paint finish that screams, "I was here before indoor plumbing was a thing!" (Okay, maybe not that old, but you get the idea.)

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Product Deets:

● Handcrafted & Engraved – Because you deserve better than cheap prints.

● Crackle Paint Finish – Each sign has a unique, timeworn look – kinda like your great-uncle Earl’s leather recliner, but way classier.

● Base Color: Eggshell – That’s right, EGGshell. Not "white," not "off-white," but the perfectly ambiguous shade of elegance that whispers sophistication while still keeping it rustic.

● Size Matters – At 3.5"H x 8"W x 1/2"D, it’s the perfect Goldilocks sign: not too big, not too small, but just right.

● Lightweight Champion – Weighing in at approximately 5 ounces, it won’t rip your wall down but is still sturdy enough to stand the test of time (and questionable aim).

● Includes Two Key-Colored Nails – Because we wouldn’t dare leave you hanging… without a way to hang it.

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Why You Need This Sign in Your Life:

✔️ Keeps your patrons from awkwardly opening "employees only" doors.

✔️ Adds an undeniable vintage flair, making your restroom 73% classier.

✔️ Perfect for restaurants, shops, cafes, or your guest bathroom (so Aunt Linda stops asking where the toilet is every time she visits).

✔️ Handmade with love in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – the land of cheese, charm, and quality craftsmanship.

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But Wait, There’s More!

Want a different font? A custom sign that says "Ye Olde Outhouse" instead? No problem! Just shoot me a message, and we’ll make it happen faster than you can say "custom artisanal wooden signage."

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What You’ll Get:

✔️ ONE (1) uniquely crackled, engraved restroom sign that’s similar to (but not exactly) the one pictured, because – let’s face it – no two crackles are the same.

✔️ A sense of satisfaction knowing you’ve invested in a quality piece of bathroom signage history.

✔️ The joy of watching people actually find the restroom instead of guessing door after door.

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So go ahead—add to cart, grab a sign, and give your bathroom the VIP treatment it deserves. Your guests (and their bladders) will thank you!