I Love My Black Job ~ Rustic Black ENGRAVED Wood Shelf Sitter

I Love My Black Job ~ Rustic, Engraved, and Unapologetically Awesome

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Looking to showcase your love for your black job with a touch of rustic charm? This premium wood Shelf Sitter is here to make a bold statement—whether on your desk, in your office, or strategically placed to confuse guests at your next dinner party.

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Why You Need This Masterpiece:

✅ Versatile & Practical – Stands proudly on any shelf, or hang it up with the built-in routed slot (because we believe in options).

✅ Expertly Engraved – The deep, crisp 1/4" engraving ensures that your declaration of job love is permanent—just like that one weird tattoo you don’t talk about.

✅ Uniquely Yours – Each piece is made to order, meaning no two are alike. Just like snowflakes. Or that one coworker who microwaves fish in the office.

✅ Classic Black Finish – Because black goes with everything. (Ask us about other colors if you want to live dangerously.)

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Specs (For Those Who Love the Details):

📏 Size: 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/4" D
⚖ Weight: A lightweight 8 oz—so it won’t crush your dreams if it falls off the shelf.

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Perfect as a gift, a conversation starter, or a very confusing statement piece. Order yours today and make ‘em wonder!

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(Custom fonts and colors available—because your black job deserves personality.)