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📞 REALITY CALLED… I HUNG UP 📞

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Handmade by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, Elkhorn, WI

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Let’s be honest—reality is overrated. Bills, responsibilities, laundry that multiplies overnight, and that never-ending list of things you should be doing… yeah, no thanks. If avoiding the real world were an Olympic sport, you’d have a gold medal and a sponsorship deal with the Couch Potato Federation.

That’s where this hilariously relatable engraved shelf sitter comes in—because, honestly, who in their right mind is answering Reality’s calls these days? You’ve seen what’s going on out there. Voicemail exists for a reason.

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📞 Why This Sign is the Perfect Escape Plan:

✔ Compact, Yet 100% Accurate – At 2.5" x 7" x 0.5", this shelf sitter is small enough to fit anywhere but big enough to tell the world that you have zero interest in adulting today (or ever).

✔ Precision Engraved – Because This Message Needs to Be Permanent – Proudly crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, WI, this shelf sitter is engraved, not printed, making the message as lasting as your commitment to ignoring real-world responsibilities.

✔ Sleek, Square-Edged Design – Crisp, clean, and deceptively put together, just like you pretending to be a functional adult.

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Perfect for Every "Do Not Disturb" Zone!

● Home Office Desk – Because emails, meetings, and productivity? I don’t know her.

● Living Room – Right next to your blanket, snacks, and permanent “just one more episode” mindset.

● Bedroom Nightstand – A reminder that hitting snooze is always an option.

● Next to Your Phone – So you can politely decline calls that involve effort.

● Anywhere You Want to Remind the World That You Have Other Priorities (Like Naps).

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🎁 The Perfect Gift for:

✔ The Friend Who “Accidentally” Misses Calls – Because oops, my phone was on silent! For six hours!

✔ The Overworked & Overwhelmed – Who deserve to hit ignore every once in a while.

✔ Introverts, Homebodies, & Professional Avoiders – Because sometimes, socializing is just not the move.

✔ Anyone Who’s Ever Looked at Their To-Do List & Said, "Nope." – Because denial is a totally valid coping mechanism.

✔ Yourself – Because, let’s be real, you know you need this.

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📦 Fast Shipping & Carefully Packaged (Unlike Your Life Plans)!

Your reality-rejecting masterpiece ships quickly, arrives safely, and is ready to remind you that avoiding responsibility is an art form.

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🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ now… or, you know, maybe later.