Running Late Is My Cardio ENGRAVED Shelf Sitter | The Only Exercise I’m Actually Committed To | Funny Shelf Sitter |
$10.00
🏃♂️ RUNNING LATE IS MY CARDIO 🏃♀️
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Handmade by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, Elkhorn, WI
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Look, we all know those super organized, ultra-punctual people who show up 10 minutes early, calm, collected, and with their life completely together.
You are not one of those people.
Instead, you thrive in the chaos of last-minute sprints, fumbling for your keys, and setting new speed records getting out the door. Your heart rate spikes not from the gym, but from realizing you're supposed to be somewhere in five minutes—and it’s 15 minutes away.
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Enter this hilariously relatable engraved shelf sitter, a perfect way to own your fashionably late lifestyle. Because let’s be real—if running late were an Olympic sport, you’d be on the podium.
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⏰ Why This Sign is a Perfect Fit for Your Lifestyle:
✔ Compact, Yet Perfectly Accurate – At 2.5" x 7" x 0.5", this shelf sitter is small enough to fit anywhere but bold enough to warn others that you will, in fact, be late.
✔ Precision Engraved – Because This Message is Timeless – Proudly crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, WI, this sign is engraved, not printed, meaning the message will last longer than your attempts at being on time.
✔ Sleek, Square-Edged Design – Crisp, clean, and deceptively put together, just like you—after you run out the door 10 minutes behind schedule.
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Perfect for Every Chronically Late Person’s Space!
● Bedroom Nightstand – Because setting alarms is one thing… actually obeying them is another.
● Entryway Table – So you can see it as you rush out the door (without your wallet, obviously).
● Office Desk – A perfect explanation for why you’re never at the morning meeting on time.
● Car Dashboard – A subtle nod to your daily, high-speed “commutes.”
● Anywhere You Want to Remind Yourself That You’re Probably Late Right Now.
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🎁 The Perfect Gift for:
✔ The Friend Who’s Never on Time – They’ll laugh, then show up 20 minutes late to pick it up.
✔ Perpetual Snoozers – If they set five alarms and still wake up late, this is their life motto.
✔ Parents – Because getting kids out the door on time is a myth.
✔ That One Coworker – You know, the one who always arrives with an iced coffee but still blames traffic.
✔ Yourself – Because you read this listing instead of leaving when you were supposed to.
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📦 Fast Shipping & Carefully Packaged (Unlike Your Daily Morning Routine)!
Your chronically-late-but-still-fabulous masterpiece ships quickly, arrives safely, and is ready to sit there and silently judge your time management skills.
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🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ now—before you forget and have to rush-order it later!