We Must Be Willing To Pay A Price For Freedom ~ ENGRAVED Shelf Sitter ~ 2.5" x 7" MDF

💰 Freedom isn’t free, but this sign is a bargain! 💰

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Are you ready to boldly declare your appreciation for liberty, but in a tasteful, compact, and shelf-friendly format? Look no further! This expertly engraved shelf sitter is here to remind you (and everyone who dares to glance at your bookshelf, desk, or kitchen counter) that freedom comes with a price—but, thankfully, this sign is reasonably priced.

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🪵 Crafted with the finest medium-density fiberboard (MDF)—the unsung hero of engineered wood products—this sturdy little masterpiece will proudly display your unwavering patriotism while demanding absolutely zero upkeep. Unlike democracy, it will never require maintenance, debates, or elections. Just put it on a shelf and bask in its unwavering loyalty.

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🇺🇸 Proudly designed and made in Elkhorn, Wisconsin by the highly skilled artisans at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products (not to be confused with parchment paper—we don’t recommend baking with this). Our engraving is so crisp and precise that even your most eagle-eyed uncle at Thanksgiving will approve.

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🎯 Perfect For:

✔️ Office decor (remind your boss that freedom is more valuable than those TPS reports)

✔️ Gift for history buffs, veterans, or anyone who enjoys a solid dose of reality

✔️ Political debates—just point to it when you run out of arguments

✔️ A stern but stylish reminder to your cat that even they must pay a price for their freedom (mostly in the form of rent, aka cuddles)

✔️ Holding down paper stacks, because let’s be honest, MDF has some solid density

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🎁 SPECIFICATIONS:

✔️ Dimensions: 2.5 inches tall x 7 inches wide x .5 inches thick

✔️ Material: MDF (Medium Density Freedomboard)

✔️ Finish: Laser engraved with the kind of precision that even the Founding Fathers would admire

✔️ Placement: Stands strong on any flat surface, no assembly required—because freedom shouldn’t come with an instruction manual

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📦 SHIPPING & HANDLING:

Your order will be carefully packed and sent off faster than a politician dodging questions. We pride ourselves on quick turnaround times, so you won’t have to wait an eternity to bask in the warm glow of wood-engraved wisdom.

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🔴⚪🔵 FINAL THOUGHTS:

This shelf sitter is more than just a decoration—it’s a statement. It’s a reminder. It’s a way to fill that oddly empty space on your desk that’s been bothering you for months. So go ahead, add it to your cart! Because if you’re not willing to pay this price for freedom, then maybe you just weren’t that committed in the first place. 😆