Isn’t It A Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They Do “Practice”? ENGRAVED Shelf Sitter | A Thought-Provoking, and Concerning Decor Piece!

🚑 DESCRIPTION 🚑

They say laughter is the best medicine—except in a medical emergency, in which case, you should probably seek someone who isn’t just "practicing." But until then, let this brilliantly sarcastic shelf sitter remind you that even the folks holding scalpels are still, technically, figuring it out. Comforting, isn’t it?

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Crafted from high-quality MDF (which, to be clear, does NOT stand for "Medical Degree-Free"), this 2.5” x 7” x .5” masterpiece is engraved with razor-sharp precision—unlike your last surgeon, hopefully. It’s a perfect addition to any desk, shelf, or waiting room where you want to inspire just the right amount of existential dread.

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Brought to you by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin—because if there’s one thing we trust more than "practicing" doctors, it’s actual craftsmanship.

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💉 FEATURES & BENEFITS 💉

✅ High-Quality Engraving – As precise as a well-aimed flu shot.

✅ Compact & Versatile – Small enough for a desk, nightstand, or the breakroom at your local hospital (if you dare).

✅ Premium MDF Construction – No malpractice lawsuits here; just sturdy, reliable wood composite.

✅ Instant Conversation Starter – Ideal for doctors, nurses, med students, or that one hypochondriac friend who just knows WebMD is onto something.

✅ Sarcastic Yet Elegant – Like a well-written prescription for irony.

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🏥 WHERE TO DISPLAY 🏥

💊 Doctor’s Office – Because patients deserve some light panic before their appointment.

💊 Medical School – Just a little reminder of what they’ve signed up for.

💊 Home Office – Because let’s be honest, even Google doesn’t really know what’s wrong with you.

💊 Gift for a Healthcare Worker – Because they need a laugh between 16-hour shifts and charting nightmares.

💊 Your Own Shelf – Right next to that first-aid kit you definitely don’t know how to use.

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🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR… 🎁

✔️ Your Doctor – Who should have a sense of humor, considering their handwriting is illegible.

✔️ Medical Students – So they remember what they’re getting into.

✔️ Hypochondriacs – Who already suspect their doctor is just winging it.

✔️ Yourself – Because, let’s be honest, you’re going to WebMD everything anyway.

✔️ That One Friend Who’s Convinced Essential Oils Can Cure Everything – Spoiler alert: They can’t.

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📦 SHIPPING & HANDLING 📦

We ship FAST—like "Oh no, I forgot to get a gift" fast! Each piece is lovingly packed and shipped from Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where we have exactly zero medical training but a whole lot of woodworking expertise.

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⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️

This sign does not come with medical advice, legal counsel, or a prescription for anything other than laughter. Use at your own risk. Side effects may include chuckling, light existential dread, and an overwhelming urge to double-check your doctor’s credentials.

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💀 ADD TO CART NOW before you start questioning other unsettling professions—like why lawyers “practice” law or why pilots need “simulators.” Some things are better left unexplored… unlike this listing.

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😂 Stay healthy, stay laughing, and remember—if your doctor is still "practicing," maybe don’t let them "experiment."