I Didn't Say It Was Your Fault, I Said I Was Blaming You | ENGRAVED Shelf Sitter | Attention: Scapegoats, Troublemakers, And Victims

Do you need a way to clarify who's at fault without actually saying it out loud? Want to passive-aggressively decorate your space while also making your stance on personal responsibility crystal clear? Congratulations! Your search is over.

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This premium MDF shelf sitter is the perfect mix of sarcasm, fine craftsmanship, and undeniable truth. Engraved (not just printed, we’re not amateurs) onto high-quality, responsibly sourced MDF (which stands for Magnificently Durable & Funny—probably), this sturdy little sign will sit smugly on your shelf, desk, or any other flat surface where "accountability discussions" tend to arise.

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WHY YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE:

✔ Dimensions of Truth: A compact 2.5" x 7" x .5", making it big enough to make a statement but small enough to be thrown in frustration.
✔ Crisp, Clean Engraving: Permanent, just like the grudge someone will hold after seeing it.
✔ Perfect for Any Room: Your office, kitchen, home bar, or any passive-aggressive relationship space.
✔ Handcrafted in Elkhorn, Wisconsin: The sarcasm capital of the Midwest (probably).
✔ Proudly Designed by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products: Because we believe in high-quality pettiness.
PERFECT FOR:

🎁 Gifting: Ideal for friends, coworkers, spouses, siblings, or anyone who refuses to admit they’re wrong.
🏠 Home Decor: Adds charm to your space while also calling people out in the classiest way possible.
😂 Office Shenanigans: Place it on your desk and watch HR take a deep, weary sigh.

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💡 Pro Tip:

Position it strategically so the person who needs to see it the most has no choice but to notice it. (We won’t judge if you “accidentally” push it closer to them every day.)

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DISCLAIMERS (Because We Have to Be Adults About This):

● No actual blame is included with purchase. However, the implication is free of charge.

● Not responsible for side-eye, sarcasm, or the sudden realization that maybe, just maybe, you are at fault.

● MDF is NOT dishwasher safe. If you need to wash this sign, you may also need to rethink your life choices.

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💬 CUSTOM REQUESTS?

Got another phrase in mind that will really drive your point home? We do custom engraving! Message us, and we’ll work our magic.

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📦 FAST SHIPPING & GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE!

We ship quickly because we know the urgency of properly assigning blame.

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🎯 Add this to your cart now before the person who’s always “not at fault” sees it first!