I Love Guitar – ENGRAVED Shelf Sitter – Because Your Heart Strings Need Strumming!

Ah, the guitar—a timeless instrument of passion, rebellion, and that one guy at every party who plays three chords and thinks he’s a rock god. Whether you’re a six-string shredder, a humble strummer, or just someone who appreciates the magic of a well-placed power chord, this "I Love Guitar" Engraved MDF Shelf Sitter is the perfect way to fret no more about boring décor!

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🎶 FEATURES & SPECIFICATIONS 🎶

✅ Size: 2.5” x 7” x .5” – Just the right size to sit on your shelf, desk, or amp without stealing the spotlight.
✅ Material: Premium MDF – Because real wood is for actual guitars, and we’d rather save the trees for your next set of picks.
✅ Engraved Design: Deep, crisp engraving that won’t fade faster than a one-hit wonder.
✅ Finish: A smooth, classic look with just enough rockstar edge—kind of like Keith Richards but, you know, functional.
✅ Handcrafted in the USA: Proudly designed and made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin—because handcrafted beats factory-made every time (just like vinyl beats MP3s).

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🎤 WHY YOU NEED THIS (YES, NEED) 🎤

🎸 Great for Guitar Lovers – Show off your passion, or make your guests question whether you actually play or just collect things with guitars on them.

🎸 Perfect Gift – Ideal for music teachers, bandmates, your weird cousin who won’t shut up about his garage band, or that one friend who still thinks they’re “this close” to making it big.

🎸 Decor That Rocks – Toss it on a shelf, prop it on an amp, or set it next to your collection of concert ticket stubs (you know, from when people actually bought tickets instead of streaming from their couch).

🎸 Conversation Starter – Whether it’s admiration or judgment, people will definitely have something to say about your taste in home décor.

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🎸 IMPORTANT NOTES 🎸

👉 This shelf sitter does not play actual guitar, but it will make you look cooler by association.

👉 Not responsible for spontaneous air guitar performances inspired by its presence.

👉 May cause an uncontrollable urge to start a band or at least attempt “Smoke on the Water” one more time.

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🎵 READY TO ROCK? 🎵

Click that "Add to Cart" button and let this engraved beauty strum its way into your heart (and onto your shelf). It’s small, stylish, and—unlike that expensive Les Paul you swore you’d learn to play—it won’t just sit there collecting dust.

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🤘 Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products – Where Wood Meets Rock ‘n’ Roll. 🤘